Satsuki Kiryuin, fuck it she might get our shit together.
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Scrooge McDuck (Duck Tales version). Dude knows how to manage people and balance a budget. Sure he might occasionally get obsessed with some treasure in the middle east but that's no different than most presidents.
MegaMind.
OG Jesse Custer from The Preacher comic series, not the sanitized version from the series.
NΓ€usicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Bill Cipher
Daria
She would hate that so much
Jesus of Nazareth
Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.
I was gonna say, you've got to be real careful about your timeline there
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Captain planet.
Maybe we'd finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch's and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.
Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I'm just so super creative and ran it backwards lol
TexasDrunk maybe a hero! Really can't tell unless he's driving near zero!
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Hermes Conrad. He's got a level head and knows his way around a bureaucracy.
Idk I kinda like being able to take a shit without having to fill out a form every time.
Jessica Rabbit.
All those "women can't be president" douchebags would shut the fuck up and start becoming "nice guys" which would be cringy but at least it would get them to stop sabotaging the rest of us.
Winnie the Pooh for the irony
You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that
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@Melatonin Since you lot can't be trusted I'm calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.
The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh waitβ¦
Keith David's president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.
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Nice try big politics! You wont get my opinion!
Joking, I'd vote for the roadrunner.
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I'm going to cheat a little and say Captain Kirk from Star Trek TAS
He is from Iowa. But Spock would be a good Secretary of State (McCoy should be vice president to get the Southern vote).
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Archer.
Mallory Archer.
Brother she would be perfectly happy with Trump as president as long as that bitch Trudy Beekman lost all of her savings first.
If anyone from the archer cast is president im going Lana > Cyril > Pam > Krieger (The last would ensure our destruction, but we would certainly go out in a memorable way).
Both of the archers are right up there with Cheryl/Carol/Charlene for piss poor candidacy.
we're headed for Barry though. π
Eh.... idk man. Barry was redeemable at the end and barring a few cases, was surprisingly competent. Pretty sure we got spray tan Cheryl. (Nepo baby, you're never sure if theyre on drugs or just severely mentally deficient, and definitely unironically uses the phrase, "the poors")
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