weedtime

I can't stand budtenders honestly, like, I'm not looking for your vibes based appraisal of the weed in your store. I want a testing sheet.

I wanna look at a chart listing cannabinoids and cross-reffing them with their Strains.

I don't want to have to go look on leafly to see if a particular Strain contains Beta-Caryophyline or CBA or CBN. I'm a medical user, I have been doing this long enough I know what cannabinoids to look out for, I just don't understand why dispos don't cater to that.

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The best weed is the discounted on sale one.

Sativa and Indica mean nothing anymore.

Everything is massively hybridized, there are no meaningful distinctions.

What there are distinctions between is THC, and CBD.

THC is the mild hallucinogenic stuff, that makes you giggly or goofy or paranoid or connect dots you don't normally connect.

CBD is the stuff that makes you feel kinda warm and fuzzy, acts as a mild to moderate pain reliever, calms you down.

Perhaps at one point in time, Indicas were much more CBD than THC, and Sativas were much more THC than CBD... but they're all massively hybridized now, not to mention significantly more potent/concentrated than back when the Hippies were toking up at Woodstock.

If your shit doesn't have labels, approved by some kind of state backed testing board or regulatory agency, that actually indicate the concentrations of shit that actually matters, your bud tenders have no clue what it is.

Even if it does have a label, it could still be wrong.... I mean, its not like a bunch of budtenders or anyone else involved in the supply chain for weed would ever make a mistake and then genuinely forget they did that...

If some kid wants to grow dope, they can come talk to me, instead of growing dope 6 or 7 times through denial and error, they're going to get it right the first time and have some good dope.

I just buy for taste.

Does it taste like kerosene? Then I'll pass.

Does it taste like grass/earth? I'll take a kilo please.

Is he drinking salad dressing?

"I really wish this strain would lean harder into its Sativaness"

Chaos potato can't be arsed to keep her strains separate

"All we have is hybrid right now"

ok, so what's in it?

"I don't know"

If you can't tell the difference, then you're either getting shitty stuff, or getting something that's mostly balanced with a slight leaning one way or the other.

Get some that's got a bigger split and then see how you feel. Sativa is way more fun, and is my preference most of the time. But I live in an area that for whatever reason most of what's available is indica, or a balanced hybrid. So better than none. But man I wish sativa was easier to get locally.