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[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or the baby is suffocating underneath the sheets.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or their sheets only cover their ankles

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Hey, Buddy, my eyes are up here!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Can't watch it in my country but this sounds like a plausible explanation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Assuming this dude is heterosexual, he’d be sandwiched between two big footed bitches in that bed. Solid!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe the adults are actually just as short as the baby

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Plot twist. Here I was, imagining a smothered baby and then you come out of left field and change the script.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: They just forgot their toe tags.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

What kind of psycho sleeps with his feet together?

[–] Mongostein 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She’ll grow in to her neck

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Mongostein 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Ok, now I understand that I have not the slightest idea what noise giraffes do.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The rokurokubi family...

[–] phx 3 points 1 week ago

Or really short adults

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every time I see this, I wanna vomit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Why? Hate babies? Or all children?

Or just the giraffe baby? I'd understand that one. Fucker's always eating the leaves off my trees.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

No, feet. Hate feet. Absolutely disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You can only imagine an impossible thing and not the one very obvious thing...?

And both parents are wearing shoes that are too tight.