This is how you breed an army of unstoppable super-slugs.
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2025
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Tower Defence in real life.
Sounds like he's immortal.
Sam and Dean Winchester approve
I love tower defense games.
The SUPREME tower defense game was "Beat the Geek".
Are you familiar?
My first thought was someone trying to creatively communicate the hallucinogenic they'd taken, before I read the text.
... ok, but just for a sec, imagine the snoil looking & feeling around like snails do, then suddenly executing one is those elegant cat or dog jumps that they do jumping over a fence.
Natural selection