this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i have so many questions and all of them lead to "oh no"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My question would be Why do the father and boyfriend wear perfume instead of cologne??

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Most normal chan user

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They get horny when they smell their boyfriend because he smells like their dad?? 😳

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's how it reads, but the intent was probably the reverse.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

but the intent was probably the reverse.

It's 4chan. I wouldn't be so sure

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Like mother like daughter!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Perfume-wearing dad...