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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As soon as you wake up one morning, hearing a magnified voice shouting from outside of your house, that "this is the police, we've got the place surrounded!", you'll be deeply grateful for said … err, "guest room". I promise! 😈

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The police calling that tiktok guy who cleans septic tanks to drill me out of the years of caked up shit and piss

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You get what you deserve to pouring oil down the drain!

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tenants

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

You won't even know they're there

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

to host your turtle friends for a pizza party! 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I was typing out a question about what this is referencing, and then it occurred to me. Cowabunga, dude!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

In a metroidvania platformer, that's where you can find an health or weapon capacity upgrade. In a modern open-world FPS, that's where you can acquire the sawn-off shotgun early on.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unless you're in Cyberpunk 2077 - then you'll only get fans complaining that you used the wrong type of manhole covers in your game...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

That was pretty funny though

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

IRL this is where you can go to get Staph infection.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

I had such a crush on her when that movie came out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A reddit repost from years ago?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Could there be a shittier post than a reddit repost of a literally shit hole in a shit apartment?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

Our house, in the middle of the street

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Must be nice to be roommates with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

"why does the hall always smell like a sewer?"

[–] Lemmyoutofhere 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Barbarian (2022)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But I'm genuinely curious what that is. Doesn't look like a city manhole cover, which would have some identifying markings on it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Well, my danish brothers in the thread seem to think it's either a portal to the abyss or a well.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What is the black stuff on the bottom of the lid?

I’m thinking mold - fed by the sewer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I think it's just fart

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Praktisch, so ein Revisionsschacht

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Riktigt praktiskt. Man kan se väldigt djupt ner!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Men det her er tydeligvis en konverteret kælder. Som nok ikke burde have været konverteret. Om brønden så er kloak eller en grundvandsbrønd med en pumpe som sender vand ud i kloakken det ved jeg ikke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ser ikke ut som kloakk, ettersom det er åpninger i lokket. I vår moderne verden skal kumlokk til kloakk være lufttette.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Kommer inte ihåg vad det faktiskt var.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't leave us hanging OP. Open it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

There is no OP only Zuul!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Mom: Honey, we have ninja turtles at home you can watch any time you want, we don't need to go see the movie.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Smugglers den

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

..for unwelcome guests

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

It Puts the Lotion in the Basket.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay so it’s got a Greek meander design so is it Greece?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Seemingly it's danish!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Enough, get in the sewer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty close to the scene in The Changeling (1980)

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