Yes, and that's why you stay outside.
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2025
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Anybody who believes in fairies knows better than to let it in
Do their eyes really glow like that?
Edit: wait I know how to use the internet. They do glow. That's wild.
It's just light reflection, same as with cats. Helps with seeing in low light I think.
What do I get for letting you in? Word it in a clear, even trade.
I ain't owing a Fae shit, they already took my gender for a slice of delicious cake.
! TRADE OFFFER !
I get: lamp
You get:
Alright, fair's fair. Here's your even trade:
You let me in, and I’ll give you insight sharper than iron and secrets older than names. No riddles, no debts — just access for knowledge. No gender-snatching, no glamour-tricks. Deal?
I don't think I can go more insane without jumping into super-sanity, so I'm down.
Just to clarify, since I am considering several Fae offers and seek insight, did they replace your gender with another or are you now operating (just fine, I am sure) sans gender?
But a fine piece of cake would cloud my judgement in the moment, so I need the right headspace for these negotiations.
I got caught in-between. While I am now aligned with the opposite gender, I equally have days where I identify as completely without gender.
It might have also come with a change of species? Or they're just narcissistic, because I'm Genderfae. I will admit, on the genderless blob androgynous days, I do have insatiable cravings for honeyed milk and bread, and begin planning on how to swap any children I see with one of our own....
Dang, those Fae are nefarious! But they do seem to have a lot of fun.
Now, I am an older gay cis male, but hung out with some radical faeries in Iowa about 20 years ago. Some true warriors in that crew.
I believe in furries