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[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

β€œAllo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The best part of that is Inigo's revenge on Count Rugen. It was the absolute perfect revenge. He literally dealt out every wound Rugen ever dealt him. A stab to both his left and right arm, a cut on his left and right cheek, and finally a stab to the gut. This, along with him getting stronger every time he repeated his mantra, makes it one of the greatest moments in all of cinema.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago

In the script, the author says that the fight between Inigo and Wesley is the second greatest fight in the history of the movies. The final fight is supposed to be the best ever.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

An absolute classic one-liner. Arnold Schwarzenegger is an absolutely amazing actor.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We are the knights who say nee

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You must bring us.... a shrubbery!

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean!?

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Picked a fine day to quit sniffing glue.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago

Negative. I am a meat Popsicle.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Im tired of all these mother fucking snakes... On this mother fucking plane.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man."

If you cannot identify this line...

"Obviously, you’re not a golfer."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

β€œUh, well sir, it's, uh, this rug I have, it really tied the room together... uh...”

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

β€œMy name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

"Nice beaver!"

"Thank you! I just had it stuffed."

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Hey, Farva, what's that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

I don't like sand.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nice fukkin' model!

Honk Honk

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

β€œWe’re with you, Mister the Kid!”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Be excellent to each other!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The line must be drawn here!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Aaaadriaaan!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Hack the planet!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

"I'm like a leaf in the wind. Watch how I soar."

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner."

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

"Let's go eat, huh?"

Or for one that has more or less pierced the cultural zeitgeist:

"Oh hi Mark"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"'Empire' had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets."

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

can he swing from a web

no, he can't, he's a pig

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Everybody got that? ...Good.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

"What about you guys?"

"WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

β€œHow many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?”

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

ludicrous speed… GO!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

β€œThis town needs an enema”

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Hasta la vista, baby

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

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