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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hey, Farva, what's that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

I don't like sand.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The line must be drawn here!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You broke your little ships.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

β€œWe’re with you, Mister the Kid!”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Be excellent to each other!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nice fukkin' model!

Honk Honk

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Aaaadriaaan!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Hack the planet!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"'Empire' had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets."

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner."

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

can he swing from a web

no, he can't, he's a pig

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

"Let's go eat, huh?"

Or for one that has more or less pierced the cultural zeitgeist:

"Oh hi Mark"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"I'm like a leaf in the wind. Watch how I soar."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

ludicrous speed… GO!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Everybody got that? ...Good.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

"What about you guys?"

"WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

β€œHow many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?”

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

β€œThis town needs an enema”

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

We can't forget about this famous line from the movie.

"You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Hasta la vista, baby

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Cast it into the fire!!

[–] mantorok 10 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

OP specifically asked for a random line but everybody's posting carefully selected lines.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Mmm no clue what movie this is from.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

A gun rack? A gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do...with a gun rack?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

You said wet shirt don't break, not piss shirt bend bar.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!'

(This is a trick question that has two right answers)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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