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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Anybody want a peanut?

[โ€“] KingPorkChop 6 points 1 week ago

"I'm stuck in this dryer step brother. Help me."

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"This isn't where I parked my car"

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[โ€“] ehxor 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

โ€œTwo fighters against a star destroyer?โ€

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

"Eight? Who taught you math!?"

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

"It's in Belgium".

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

"Listen... Do you smell something?"

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My nipples look like milk duds.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

You wouldn't toss a dwarf

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

She doesn't even go here

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

A lot of Arnie and no "hasta la vista, baby"

Baffling

[โ€“] Albbi 4 points 1 week ago

click

๐ŸŽถ Then put your little hand in mine There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"No stairway. Denied."

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"I know a place on the edge of the red-light district where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother!"

"Senor Diiickheeead!"

Best opening lines with the most exposition. We learned everything we needed to know

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Opening to one of the greatest games of the early 2000s.

Grand Theft Auto III was the beginning of a new era for both gaming, and Rockstar.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think that era is over. GTA 6 is looking to be another visually pretty rendition with limited innovation, and the satirical elements being sidelined for actual americana bs.

We've had games with destructible environments, realistic reactions, and decent physics, 15 years ago, and somehow the only envelope R* push are visuals, which are incremental at best, and online play, which are pay-to-win toxic casinos.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"You've met me at a strange time of my life"

Might not be exactly correct, but I can't believe no one has posted this one yet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cattle mutilations are up.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And your GF sleeps above the covers

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Six feet above the covers!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It was a Tuesday.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

"The dart, man! You got a fuckin' dart in your neck! "

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