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Original question by @[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Who wants a mustache ride?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
  • As you wish.
  • If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
  • I rock... And rule!... All day long! Sweet Susie! / I'm bleeding, which makes me the victor!
  • I aim to misbehave.
  • Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
  • Come with me if you want to live!
  • They mostly come at night...Mostly...
  • You! SHALL NOT! PASS!!
  • Whoever wrote this episode should die!
  • Rebellions are built on hope.

Lol I could keep going all night if I don't stop myself and I've work in the morning. XD

(Edit: Some new ones)

  • I can do this all day.
  • Puny god.
  • I am...inevitable.
  • Hold on to your butts.
  • I'm a dude, playin' a dude, disguised as another dude!
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

[–] ryan213 10 points 3 days ago

So you're saying there's a chance?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

"Hello there"

"Weil wir so schön sind so schlank sind..."

"Zum Abschied sag ich leise scheiße"

"LISSY! FRANZ! LISSY! FRANZ! LISSY! OOH FRANZ!"

"Ils sont fous, ces Romains!"

"The senate will decide your faith"

"Machst du das nochmal mach ich aus deinen Ohren Wäschetrockner"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

It's good to be da king.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.

[–] Binturong 5 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

I’m not a witch, I'm your wife!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

They should have sent a poet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
  • "Klaatu barada nikto"
  • "Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha"

The first one is a classic. The second one may not be as familiar but still is a great movie ;)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?


Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"Broke into the wrong goddamn rec-room, didn't ya??!!? Ya bastard!"

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

"I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks."

"37."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I’m in lesbians with you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Cool Beans

movieHot Rod

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Do you know what they put on french fries In Holland instead of Ketchup?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Listen to your friend, Billy Zane. He’s a cool dude.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Hope is a dangerous thing.

Hope can drive a man insane.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all. Thoreau said, "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation." Don't be resigned to that. Break out!

SourceDead Poet's Society

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Somebody's Gonna Have To Go Back And Get A Shitload Of Dimes...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Hail to the king baby.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

What's your favorite scary movie?

[–] Binturong 3 points 2 days ago

You're gonna need a bigger boat...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Welcome to the party, pal!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I would like to have seen Montana.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

You know what 'ol Jack Burton says at a time like this?

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