Ask Lemmy

I am sorry Dave, I cannot do that.

Great Scott!

Inconceivable!

Hasta la vista baby.

"My friends, you bow to no one."

Have to fight through the tears during that scene sometimes.

OH HAI MARK.

Hello there

Life, uh, finds a way.

Royal with cheese

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Snakes. I hate snakes.

Bring out the gimp.

Of course I know him! He’s me!

Sssssmokin’!

I understood that reference.

The Dude Abides

Khaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn!

Surely you can’t be serious. I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

Also same movie: Today I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

"It really tied the room together."

This one time....at bandcamp....

There is no spoon.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.

Japanese Man 1: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!

Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not.

Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!

Japanese Man 2: Though it isn't.

"Rosebud..."

You don't even have to have ever seen the movie to know it!

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

I am not the messias!

Shut the fuck up Donny.

That's no moon.

ITT: people think their favorite movie is more recognizable than it is

Alternate challenge: Find a line of more than just a few words from Holy Grail that won't be recognized.

It’s mega-maid, sir! She’s gone from suck to blow!

The name is Bond, James Bond

Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum.

Fans of said movie will obviously know it but I think more people will recognize that line than actually know the movie it comes from.

Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot.

Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up: This, is my BOOMSTICK!

"We're on a mission from God."

"I am completely. Out. Of ammo."

slumps down.

"...that's never happened to me before."

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

KHA-LI MAAA

That kid is back on the escalator again... I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath in sues!

You sucked thirty six dicks? In a row?

You must've thought it was whiteboy day!

If someone asks you if your a god Ray, you say yes!

My girlfriend's a dog... She barks, she claws, she drools, she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.

Lorain, I'm your density, I mean your destiny.

Oh Stewardess, I speak jive...

I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he's an idiot. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

Frau Blücher.

Get the hell out of here! Now! You Kirk lovin Spock suckers!

Are you afraid of My Guatemalan-ness?

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I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.'"

"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

The greater good (the greater good)

Crusty jugglers

Who wants a mustache ride?