2 minute shower? Are you sure you’re washing all your bits properly?
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I take quick showers after certain things like sex, working out, or when I used to live in Florida and get swamp ass.
In two minutes I don't even get all the emotional bits wet, much less clean the physical bits.
Navy Showers are designed to be rather efficient, with the total runtime of under two minutes being possible.
That's two minutes of running water though. Not two minutes of showering total.
What they need is to modify Homer's makeup gun, that way they can shower in a minute.
An add in the middle