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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

2 minute shower? Are you sure you’re washing all your bits properly?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I take quick showers after certain things like sex, working out, or when I used to live in Florida and get swamp ass.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In two minutes I don't even get all the emotional bits wet, much less clean the physical bits.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Navy Showers are designed to be rather efficient, with the total runtime of under two minutes being possible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's two minutes of running water though. Not two minutes of showering total.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

What they need is to modify Homer's makeup gun, that way they can shower in a minute.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

As a kid I was sure these dudes took longer showers, but I now know better.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

An add in the middle