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    Banned words (sopuli.xyz)
    submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
     
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    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

    Funny. I use arch by the way.... πŸ˜‰

    [–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago

    My entire school had a banned words list they put on a board near the main door.

    I remember walking in past the board one morning only to get pulled back by a friend, he didn't say anything just stood pointing at the board....They added 'Milf' to the list of banned words.

    [–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

    miku miku beam

    blasphemy

    [–] [email protected] 78 points 2 days ago

    I was already gonna make fun of the useless red circle, you didn't need to misplace it lol

    [–] [email protected] 96 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

    Not allowing Miku Miku Beams is reasonable tbh. Firing one of those off can level cities.

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    [–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

    Gyatt! Low key, I Use Arch, By The Way, High key Alpha.

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

    What the Sigma?

    [–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago

    Looks like they banned how to use image editing software as well.

    [–] [email protected] 55 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

    All words starting with N are banned I guess, like I use *ixOS btw

    [–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

    Niagara Falls and Nebraska. Any children whose names start with N - sorry little Neighthan, Nanceigh, and Naruto.

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

    I don't not use Arch, by the way

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

    Stattdessen nutze ich Bogen.

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    [–] [email protected] 68 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    This must be out of date, there's no big back or turning Ohio or anything. Not even a "ACkShuLly it's GNU...."

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

    Ohio is ancient, nay! Prehistoric compared to tralalero tralala

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

    My kid and his friends didn't make up big back?? This list is old? Fuck. I'm at that point... I know nothing.

    [–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

    Nah this list is up to date. Italian brain rot is still fresh, fresher than any Ohio meme

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    [–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago (5 children)

    The concept of "banned words" (other than the offensive stuff, of course) in a classroom is so funny to me. There is no way that the person who came up with that wasn't the sourest loser ever.

    [–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Plus kids will find a way. Our english teacher didn't want us to say 'shit', but to use 'sugar' instead.

    There was a lot of 'bullsugar' and similar in that class.

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

    I remember that the vice principal of our Christian high school was annoyed with us saying 'gosh darn', and made the mistake of telling us, "If you're going to say 'gosh darn', you might as well say 'god damn', because that's what you really mean, and the Lort knows your heart."

    ... We all just started flat-out saying 'god damn' like we were told.

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    [–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Try teaching middle school. You’ll understand. That being said, teachers mostly do this as a joke.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    I'm a school bus driver and we're supposed to not allow foul language. It's only a problem on the middle school runs, and it's not really worth the effort on my part to do anything about it. I'm just happy when I can unload all the kids and nothing has been set on fire.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

    School bus driving--- Mixing truck driving with zoo keeping.........

    Good Luck out there! Keep your sanity! I'm pulling for you!

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    [–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

    I always assumed (hoped) these were put up as jokes by the teachers. "Dang it Jeremy that's another one for the board!" type of banter.

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    [–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    It says words, not phrases. So you're not allowed to use "I," "use," "by," "the," "way," or "and."

    [–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

    Me utilises masonry bow, coincidentally

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

    Why use many word when few word do trick.

    [–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

    They really hate "Miku" so they added it twice

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

    Wait until you hear about "tung"

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    [–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    Do I hear NixOS mentioned?

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    [–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    I don't use Ubuntu, by the way.

    [–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

    I use Ubuntu just to trigger people.

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    [–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

    I manhandle Manjaro.

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

    I use Nyarch, by the way. :3

    [–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

    noo not miku miku beam >.<

    [–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

    All the words that start with n are banned

    [–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

    Noooooooo!!!!

    Oh, sorry....

    Ooooooooooo!!!!!!

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

    Chicken jockey
    Deez nutz

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

    Mikuru beam desu.

    [–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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    [–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

    I use LFS btw

    [–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    "N-words" plural? I can imagine edgy students going out of their way to avoid all words starting with that letter as a result of that rule, just to be difficult.

    The sign itself lacks words starting with that letter other than the rule which bans it, and the separate quoting of one word that has one in it somewhere suggests they're allowed as long as they're unspecified on the list (otherwise that entry would have been omitted), so it's entirely possible to misinterpret.

    On the other hand, avoiding all words starting with that letter seems like a fun idea, but will people even be able to tell? And it's surprisingly hard to express some concepts without it.

    [–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

    i see what you're up to here. you've created your whole post without words that start with that particular letter. i do disagree that it's hard to express yourself without it however; it's perfectly possible, i'd say simple, actually, to completely erase the letter from your vocabulary. i'm able to get by perfectly well without a sole use of it, all with perfect legibility. yes, i'd go as far as to say that it's probably close to the bottom of the list of letters ~~when~~ if ordered by value. get rid of it, i say. to optimize the alphabet is to get our speech closer to the speed of thought. after that, we ~~can~~ will start to chip at the big boys; your time has come, S!

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