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[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 minutes ago

I heard there's 104 days of summer vacation, til school comes along just to end it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, summer is different than it was 50 years ago. It's hotter, longer, and dryer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 minutes ago

And I don't get to stop going to work every day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

For a certain definition of PR, this is true. Most of the cultural associations of the seasons come from 'classic' literature, most of which, in the English-speaking world, came from England and New England. How many places in the Southern US actually get a leaf colour change in fall? The cultural touchstones defining the associations of seasons were written in places where the winters are dreary and cold and summers are a bit hot sometimes but not usually too horrible, and certainly not likely to kill you. Try telling someone living in the South of the US that summer is the best season, see how many warning shots they fire past your nose.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

There's only one great season. Sadly it was quite short this year, at least where I live. https://song.link/i/549480694

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

I only liked it because I was off. Otherwise, I've always hated summer. I used to dream of having a fall or winter vacation instead. I didn't have AC at home or at school growing up, so if I was going to be uncomfortable, just let me go back. I want to go to the zoo on a nice fall afternoon, not the second coming of Satan's asshole.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

No one is talking about autumn? We have splash of color everywhere, Less bugs, comfy clothes, moderate temp and moderate lighting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

I usually just have allergies throughout.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Idk, I like summer here in Poland.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I like summer. Not when it's high heat and humidity, but I do like it being light outside after 3:30 PM.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 minutes ago

I can’t stand it. I can’t sleep well with the sun up. My kids don’t sleep well with the sun up. Who to I have to sacrifice to the sun to get darkness between at least 10pm and 6am? (Though preferably 9pm and 6:30, if the sun is up for negotiations.)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I agree, but at the same time, I wouldn't give up having the contrast between seasons for anything. You need that 92 degrees with 80% humidity to really appreciate the cool down after a thunderstorm. And my absolute favorite time of year is that first chilly week in September that let's you know the heat is behind you--but the frigid cold is on the way.

All things in balance and moderation...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

80% humidity

As a Houstonian, sincerely,

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Winter fans be like: i love winter but I'm never going to go outside and I'll stay inside in my conditioned home

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

The last time we had a really solid snow here, which was years ago, I went outside and made a pile of snow and laid on it for about an hour while it was actively snowing. I loved every second of it. Meanwhile all of my summer loving relatives stayed inside and complained for the 4 days that the snow lasted. They couldn't even handle 4 days of weather they didn't like. I live with it year round most years.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 21 hours ago

It didn't used to be as bad as it is today a short while ago. It will continue to be worser for the rest of our lives.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Winter too cold: Oh no, I guess I’ll put on some fuzzy socks and drink some chamomile tea

Summer too hot: Guess I’ll go to the fuckin ER for heat stroke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

You ever looked at a stock image search of "Arab guy in desert" and wondered why they are wearing all that clothing?

[–] ZC3rr0r 19 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

So very true. Dressing for cold is so much easier than heat it's mindboggling to read some of these summer fan comments. Like, do you guys actually live on the same planet as I do? Cause this one sucks the minute temperatures go past 20c.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Some folks just tolerate extreme temps differently. I am nearly impervious to heat, but begin hating life below 10C.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It really depends on the climate you're used to living in, the winters here are in the -20c range and yesterday it was 41c. I'm basically happy as long as it doesn't get within 10c of the extremes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Tell med you live far away from the coast without telling me. Also i sympathize

[–] [email protected] 23 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Got AC? Cool. No? Not cool.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

This. Heat can be nice when you can cool off in the pool and can easily escape it indoors. Not so fun if there is no escape for weeks or months.
I love the winter, but it obviously sucks if you freeze to death.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People only say summer is good because we used to get 2 months off during it

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago

This absolutely. Also summer didn't use to feel like an inner circle of hell 30 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I hate bugs. I hate everything being full of bugs and flies and the trash cans outside stink like poop in the heat. I hate having bug babies everywhere. I hate having a deadly lazer above me so that I can only choose between burning myself alive, wearing disgusting cream, or covering up like crazy and sweating even more. All the food goes bad instantly. The food in the supermarket is infested with flies. I wake up at 4 am because stupid Altbau doesn't allow for proper outside blinds. I hate that it's either fucking up the environment even more by using AC or heat stroke. I also hate overdone AC in buildings that gives me a cold. Have you ever had a feverish cold during summertime? It's awful. And makeup, you cannot do makeup in the heat without it becoming a smudge of sunscreen, color, oil and sweat. Have I mentioned the bugs and caterpillars and maggots and larvae and everything, everything is alive? And then, when it rains and everything cools down for a bit, you get earthworms.

You know what's amazing? Cold ass dry snowy winter days. Bug free heaven.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

You know what’s amazing? Cold ass dry snowy winter days. Bug free heaven.

I love the cold, clear, still winter nights when there's so many stars you think you're seeing things, and it's so quiet you can hear the owls fly by.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (18 children)

Depends on where you are. Miserable in hotter places I'm sure, but in Sweden it's quite honestly glorious. Sun up from 03:30 to 22 in Stockholm, and it never quite gets dark. Does wonders for your mood.

Winter, however, is a cold, dark and wet mess. Truly depressive.

Spring and autumn are alright, but suffer from just a little bit too much rain.

Naturally, the climate crisis is making things slightly too warm for comfort now, and we're going to have to retrofit all homes to withstand heat better before too long.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 minutes ago (1 children)

I know there’s been a campaign for years about seasonal depression, but lack of sleep causes depression too and if it’s only dark for 5.5 hours I’m probably getting about that much sleep and I’m probably waking a few times during it to sigh and turn over. Unless there’s AC and the light is 100% blacked out (not a speck peeking over or around the curtain).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 minutes ago

Blackout curtains are mandatory equipment for any Swedish bedroom, in my opinion. There's no way to get enough sleep without them. Sleep masks also help if you're particularly sensitive to light.

AC is generally speaking not required, as nights are cool and letting in air can provide adequate cooling for all but the hottest days of the year. This is of course a problem for people like me who are allergic to grass pollen, which is active during summer, but I've been able to get by mostly with a fan these days.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Winter, however, is a cold, dark and wet mess. Truly depressive.

Anyone saying summer 'only has good pr' doesn't have winters like that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

I see summer as a nice relief from the depressing winter

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, exactly. Winters in LA or LA might be different. But, winters in places with months and months of snow are awful. You can't do much outside because it's too cold. You can't have your windows open to get some fresh air because it's too cold. You can dress properly to do outdoor activities, but it often requires so many layers that it's really uncomfortable. Plus, you can't have any gaps. Your neck, wrists, ankles are often places where the cold can get in, or worse they can get wet and being cold and wet is awful.

In addition, the world is just miserable in winter. There's almost nothing alive outside other than other humans. No grass, many trees lose all their leaves, birds migrate away, everything is shades of grey or brown. Christmas can be fun, and it's no coincidence that it's celebrated almost exactly on the darkest day of the year. That's when we need a lot of pretty lights and cheer. But, Christmas is just the beginning of winter. What follows is months of gloomy grey cold.

And, while there are outdoor winter sports, you need special footwear for all of them because of the snow and ice. You can't even walk across a field or a park without extra effort because of all the snow. Even key winter sports like skating or hockey, if played outside, require that you at a minimum spend a lot of time shovelling all the snow off the ice surface. For a good experience you also have to flood and smooth the ice periodically. So, it's a lot of work.

Having said all that, if I had to choose between -30 and +40, I'd probably choose -30, because at least you can put on appropriate gear for that and spend some time outside doing something fun. It may be dark and it may be grey, but it's possible to dress for the weather. When it's too hot, you really can't spend any time outside, without risking your life, and it certainly isn't possible to do anything active. But if the choice is between -30 and +30, give me the +30 any day.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Hot weather is a lot more comfortable than cold weather to me tbh

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Winter you can add layers.

Summer, there's only so many layers you can remove before somebody calls the cops

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Completely disagree. Summer is my favorite season and would remain so in the complete absence of PR.

This post reminds me of a friend in the ad business who told me people only think iced drinks taste better because in the early 1900s some advertising genius created a campaign to convince people of that. No, sorry, cold drinks are more refreshing. The ancient Romans thought so too, and used to haul ice down from the Alps, centuries before the advertising industry even existed.

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