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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

Why are these alligators better identified than real ice

[–] phoenixz 4 points 8 hours ago

Let's say hypothetically that these detention centers actually were humane and actually needed. They're not, they're concentration camps and just a precursor to death camps, but let's pretend for a second that all that is well, these are just nice facilities for immigrants to wait until they go back to their vacation spot...

Even with that, this fucking oist is still disgusting and insane, and it comes from a government account.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 13 hours ago

So predatory, stealthy until they strike, pretty brainless, mostly instinct driven, fierce to brutal, dangerous, opportunistic to the point they would eat their own kind if convenient, unpredictable and most importantly - famously resistant to change or growth. Seems oddly self aware...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago

This is shaping up to be Holocaust 2.0.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

If you have ever thought about what you would do during Nazi Germany, it is whatever you are doing now.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Holly shit. Cheers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'd pay money to watch an ICE agent try to put a hat on an alligator

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What? That's crazy talk! How could you watch that.....without popcorn???

POPCORN! GET'CHER POPCORN HERE! CAN'T WATCH A FASCIST MEET HIS END WITHOUT DELICIOUS BUTTERY SALTY POPCORN!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

They did say they'd pay so presumably there'd be some production value to the affair. I'm seeing a Roman theme, along the lines of "Christians to the lions".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Photo made with AI, and that's not Alligator Intelligence.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Still. Both Lupo and I would pay money to see them try and put a hat on a gator.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Now what did Homer Landscriby mean by this?

[–] Bebopalouie 34 points 1 day ago

Alligator Auschwitz

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

well that's an insult to the alligators. I doubt they want to have anything to do with those nazis

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wouldn't work because alligators brains are too big to work for ICE.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

They also aren't ashamed or scared to show their faces.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago

So the lizard people (republicans) are finally going to shed their 'human' skin and reveal themselves?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

A fraction of your tax dollars went to finding and paying the employee who would ultimately create this image on the clock.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

And a fraction of Earth's habitability for the power wasted.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Yeah but we saved Gaza! Only we didn't.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hugo Boss did much better uniforms.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

This was Hugo Bass, from the fish and wildlife dept.