If true, this is incredible.
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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True or not, I would argue.
If it's fun to pretend, then I'm fine pretending.
Thief: "Whers MA daM MOPHINE!"
Unless the thief has real good insurance, they better have brought their life savings to the pharmacy with them.
100 pills of 30 mg morphine each cost 36 $, that’s 3 g. So 1 g is 12 $.
One pound is around 450 g. So it’s about 5000 $ total.
A decent amount of money, but if you resell it on black market you can make a big profit.
Gotta spend money to make money!
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Do you need a straw with that?