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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Fuck this self centered bitch.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

As a former Travis county (Austin) resident for 20+ years, I hate these people. They whine and complain about how progressive Austin is for years but the moment they need anything, they are the first in line with their hand out and throwing a tantrum.

[–] skozzii 47 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Yup, as much as this is going to hurt America for the next 100 years, it needed to happen to wake people up I think.

The damage caused in the first months of this presidency will be staggering and generational.

[–] k0e3 5 points 1 day ago

These people are just gonna die and only the fittest (most loyal to the party) with enough hatred and the resources to take care of themselves will remain. The leopards will not heal your country.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You think these people are going to wake up? At this point they are probably still saying that it is okay to suffer "God's wrath" if it is to own the libs. Some idiot on the news a few weeks back was joyful that his wife had been deported and was praising Taco for "what must be done".

These people live in a bubble, and the only road forward as a net benefit to society is to apply guillotines before their social darwinism takes us down with them.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You're right. Selfish pieces of shit don't magically wake up and want world peace. They just get more desperate and dangerous with trying to get their bag at everyone else's expense.

The real answer is actual Darwinism. These people and their shitty, self-centered attitudes need to go away.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The Republicans destroyed half the world's wealth in 2008 and spiked unemployment over 10% after starting a very unpopular bullshit war. They were only out of power for 2 years.

Nothing will wake these people up short of completely dismantling the right-wing propaganda machine.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

it needed to happen to wake people up

Nobody ever "wakes up" because none of this ever endures in the public consciousness. We're doing a repeat of Katrina, of the Haitian Earthquake, of the Kentucky flooding, of the Ashville NC flooding, of the Flint Water Crisis, of the California fires, of the Minnesota bridge collapse, of fucking 9/11.

The lesson isn't "let's come together". It is always "it's get even with people we hate and maybe siphon off money from the government spigot while we're at it".

It's always and forever about shaming people and then getting that bag.

The damage caused in the first months of this presidency will be staggering and generational.

I thought the same thing after Bush took office. Four years later, I watched the TV screech at Americans until they accepted Bush for a second term.

Now it feels like everyone is just some reincarnation of George Bush.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

The rest of the world will be extremely lucky if this only hurts America....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sounds like Austin needs to slap some "AUSTIN PRIDE" stickers on aid and send merch down there.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She would still gleefully celebrate other people losing their assistance. Fuck this thrift store bag.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Please don't disrespect thrift stores like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just the ugly beige, crackly bags that nobody wants. All other thrift store goodies are safe. lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

And it was 99 cents!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

People like her do love their thrift stores.

It's that 1980s consumerism need to always have more for less, even if you have too much already.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Have the day you deserve! 👌🏻

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I want an updated version of this image that adds "asshole" at the end.

[–] Sturgist 2 points 1 day ago

I gotcha fam.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

Red states are full of selfish self-centered people. Unfortunately there isn't a lot of data around this.

They love to claim they are more charitable but it's all church tithing which isn't a selfless act and is a terrible number because only 10% of churchgoers tithe and it's almost all affluent, well educated people so the charitable nature is not even coming from people like this Karen. She's more likely to lie about tithing than not.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Wow, someone that's providing a challenge to "I voted for the conservatives but they're going to take my X away" lady

https://youtu.be/cwfoP0DshgQ?t=35

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

“I can hardly afford the rent I have to pay, I can hardly afford the bills I’ve got to do, and you’re gonna take more from me.”

Yes. This is what conservatives/rightists do. They are thieves and bandits and robber-barons, stealing from the poor to give to themselves and wealthy donors. It has always been this way and it will always be this way. Always. If you vote for a rightist, you get what you deserve. But more importantly, you are directly and personally responsible for the pain you inflict on others who had the wisdom to not vote for the face-eating leopards.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Listening to MAGAS scream and whine about their lives falling apart

Is the only upside we have in this

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

And the sad thing is: she'll vote Republican next year.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Hahah have the day you deserve bitch

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I was going to say cunt

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Are we sure that's the same person?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Looks like someone is triggered