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This story seems to have faded in the wake of events ad nauseam. We are all aware of Senor Luigi. However, most folks can’t recall the full name of the guy that allegedly Luigi gunned down. Mission accomplished.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Brian Thompson obviously killed himself.

[–] SpaceCowboy 22 points 2 days ago

Release the Thompson files!

And by that I mean: Promise to release the files for years and then decide no one should be prosecuted and say "why is everyone still talking about that guy?"

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is impressive how scared the wealthy elite are of this man and what he did.

He must be aquitted so they finally understand they're not untouchable. Someone might kill them for the shit they pull.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (13 children)
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[–] [email protected] 100 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

That's the guy responsible for fixing most of the bugs in civ VI. And there is evidence he did that.

He's also been baselessly accused of shooting some twat. So the federal prosecution is waiting for people to forget about him so they can drag him through a kangaroo court and murder him for political reasons.

[–] Rusty 11 points 2 days ago

We need more people like Luigi. I mean both people who can fix bugs in Civ VII and people who can fix bugs in american healthcare system.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd have thought they'd want him dead for all to see. See what happens when you touch an untouchable.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

It's the sort of thing that could spark a full blown revolution though. Capitalists aren't known for their love of change.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The guy that was gunned down by someone was Evil Healthcare Prick.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Still the only one in the US with balls it seems.
The rest is still busy with interpretative dance, making placards to carry around while having a stroll and determined to vote harder next time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

let me know when you start adding to your body count

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (12 children)

No need, I don't live in the banana republic.

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[–] [email protected] 216 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Nothing's happened, that's why. His next court date is:

Tuesday, 9/16, 9 a.m.: People v. Mangione (NY State), 100 Centre Street, Part 32, New York, NY 10013

[–] [email protected] 78 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I know it's just how the courts work but how can it be the people vs him when the people seem to support him. The state vs maybe.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 days ago (2 children)

lol “people vs mangione” more like people & mangione vs the corrupt & evil

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[–] MystikIncarnate 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (9 children)

I think the guy he allegedly killed, had a name that started with.... I think it was a d? David? Derek? Dddddouchebag. Douchebag, yeah. I think the person that died was a massive douchebag.

That seems right to me ....

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 days ago (24 children)

Luigi didn't do it though. He's being set up by the prosecution.

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Nobody really cares about the guy who died, despite corporate media insisting on our sympathy for months. They figured out we can't be fucked about the sorry sonofabitch, so they're hoping we forget about the whole business while trying to censor talk of LM off of all major social media platforms. Sure does help that so much news and social media are owned by the same fuckers.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He prolly didn't even do it but who ever did do it, did the right thing

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Takes a while to get a jury together. The legal system is very slow, even in easy cases; and trying to find an unbiased jury makes it even harder.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

they will go through a ton of jurors before they will seat one. they needs one dumb enough to be swayed easily by either side. both the defendant and prosecutors are only limited to amount of jurors that strike from a group during jury summons, so they are looking at biases for him and remove them. what they really want is the ones that dont read the news much, or retireers.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 days ago (9 children)

I still don’t think it’s even Luigi that did it. Looks nothing like the guy from the video

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I don't watch mainstream media, but Status Coup News does follow his case and updates when something happens.

From what I understand, lawyers found a major issue with how he was apprehended. Apparently he wasn't read his rights before they started taking action, so a fair bit of evidence they have against him may need to be thrown out.

Also they decided to pursue the death penalty way too fast, among other injustices.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

He's the future highest profile instance of jury nulification.

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