this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 119 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Congrats on the balls dude.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Sorry about the chafing, dude.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'd consider her a keeper as she clearly loves you how you are. Everyone has their pros and cons, and she looks like she sees your cons, but also your pros and still loves how you are.

Also, she's funny so that is a huge pro for her.

Lastly, congrats on the balls my friend.

[–] Thcgrasscity 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She is funny as fuck quick wit that makes my dumb ass laugh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Then she sounds like a keeper.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If she is still with u then its probably fine no?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is there no way to sudo apt upgrade that package of yours?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

pacman -Syyu might give you a package with a bigger version number

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

great balls dude, thats a W

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

more like a ω

wait ... are y'alls pointy ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You mean ...

Yours ain't?

[–] n7gifmdn 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would laugh, that's always;s the best way to take a joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

So she would laugh during sex?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

The old "pod racer" package.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Have you expressed insecurity with your size? It sounds like she's trying to reassure you.

Not all of us, including myself, were destined to be porn stars, my friend. If it's a relationship based on more than physical attraction, it shouldn't matter. And there are lots of ways to please a partner... :P

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

OP, are you purposely sending these "relationship" related sexual memes for activity on here, or just trying to cope with a dry as fuck relationship?

[–] Thcgrasscity 16 points 2 years ago

Its just a fresh budding relationship and, been sending some memes back and forth wile at work. I didnt see then on here, though they were funny and shared.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I would ask her what she meant by it. Seems like maybe to be supportive? If you talk to her about it though there will be no uncertainty.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Congratulations for being handful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

It's a joke dude, there is no need to crumble into a fine powder upon seeing it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I think he is fully aware it's a joke mate, I would even venture to guess the title of the post is also somewhat of a joke

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I take this as a reverse psychology nudge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you have to leave reddid because you have a girlfriend?

... Asking for a friend

[–] Thcgrasscity 2 points 2 years ago

No i left because i couldn't use it anymore reddit was fun wile it lasted

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

So, balls, huh?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

hmm. actually a brilliant early bad-relationship warning system. depending on his reaction, you can decide early to dump or keep him.

[–] Thcgrasscity 7 points 2 years ago

I thought it was funny as fuck, cant take life to seriously you know.