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Your wake-up juice defines you (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by lime_red@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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I like napping

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[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 52 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What is PSL

[–] Kuma@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pumpkin spice latte

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[–] whodatdair@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pumpkin spice lasagna

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I prefer this reply.

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Pickled squid lemonade

[–] NOSin@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No hot chocolate is a gross omission.

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I agree. Hot chocolate is the best.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Hot chocolate drinkers

happy and confident
not defined by a list
happy for everyone else that feels represented

[–] aard@kyu.de 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'll murder anyone trying to talk to me before I had my 430ml of strong black tea in the morning. I have two cats and hate dogs. Never been to the UK.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

3 cats, australian, black tea 4 lyfe

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[–] uzay@infosec.pub 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes yes, Britain, the only tea-obsessed country in the world

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It's just American view where what's true for America must be true for rest of the world.

If an Asian drinks tea, who Asian?

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[–] Der@discuss.online 21 points 2 years ago (4 children)

What about the energy drink people?

[–] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago

That probably needs its own chart. Red Bull people, purple Rip It people, and green Monster people each have a different vibe.

[–] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was hoping my Adderall peeps would be represented somehow. But nah.

I was doing monster for a bit before I got the drugs tho. Btw, Both turned out to be too much.

[–] Graphy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Was at a new job and someone asked how I got through the mornings without coffee or an energy drink. I accidentally blurted my usual line of “I try to stay healthy and only do water and meth in the morning.”

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[–] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yerba mate

night owl in a morning people world
grumpy [S. Cone or Syria] | hipster [elsewhere]
caffeine addict in denial

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[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Okay but where is the unexpected tattoo?

looks down on myself

WTF, that was unexpected.

[–] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 years ago

Where'the chocky milk?

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

milk

Sidenote tho black coffee is fucking tasty as shit ok

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[–] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

White can Monster. Where is?

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You're dead before 35.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

dear god I hope so

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[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You might be trans. Or you have kidney stones, or both. Probably both.

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[–] Conyak@lemmy.tf 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Black Coffee - I like a good morning poop and I’m calorie conscious.

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[–] teft@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I drink water in the AM yet i haven’t sprouted feathers or a tuxedo so I feel slightly ripped off.

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[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What's PSL?

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 7 points 2 years ago

Per a quick duckduckgo, Pumpkin Spice Latte.

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Death before decaf sounds about right for me.

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[–] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tea people are definitely more cat people than dog people, but otherwise pretty accurate

[–] bottom_text@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Lipton english breakfast = dog person

Single estate darjeeling = cat person

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[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where's coffee with sugar and milk? I feel invisible 🥺

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[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

GIVE ME CAFFEINE OR GIVE ME DEATH!

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[–] who8mydamnoreos@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

How about Yerba Maté?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

No thanks, mate.

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[–] snowe@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How can you put five different kinds of coffee on here and not put milk.

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[–] Neato@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

TIL people are putting butter and coconut oil in their coffee. What even?

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[–] plumbercraic@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Espresso gang?

[–] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

KRONK, PULL THE LEVERRR

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[–] scytale@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I do black but decaf. What would that mean?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

That the end is nigh.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Psychotic masochist?

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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

So if you have instant coffee with a dash of milk, to which category you belong?

[–] Kuma@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is maybe the first time I do not feel include in any of the description and I drink three of these (coffee, tea and water) on a regular base and green juice now and then 😂

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah, the descriptions are pretty silly. I just drink black coffee but I’m also just fine in the mornings, though I never used to be. But that’s also because I was a kid and was going to bed at 2am and waking up at 7 for school. Or in college, going to bed at 4 and waking up at 10 for class hungover. It was all my own fault. Now I’m an adult and I have better sleep hygiene, and routinely wake up at 4 or 5 for work.

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[–] calebcharles@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago

Here I am in the minority with strong chicory with heavy cream. All the bad breath; none of the drugs.

[–] scottywh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Diet soda gang rise up!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

While it's true that I'm not a big fan of mornings happening so early and that I don't take prisoners, the latter is because I'm in favor of restorative justice, not that I kill humans in stead of caging them. Also, I DO drink decad if I want a hot drink and it's too late for caffeine to not keep me awake until 4am 🤷

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