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[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 77 points 2 days ago (29 children)

Home Depot uses Flock ALPR cameras to track you. This information is sold to advertisers, highest bidders, and is given to cops and feds for free. Source

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 34 points 2 days ago

Sir, this is a shitpost

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Honest question: does lowes not do it?

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, unless you've got a local mom and pop that only takes cash, you're not going to find any store where you won't get tracked.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You could however find a store that does not entertain the notion of purchasing flock AI surveillance cameras.

harm reduction.

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I guess I boycott home depot now

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[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 8 points 1 day ago

This might be the most scholarly shitpost I've ever read. Bravo to everyone involved.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Someone put a home detail apron.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

AI can probably do better than my budget-tier GIMP skills, but here ya go

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think artisanal GIMP has more meme heart anyway.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 5 points 1 day ago

The jank is always part of the charm.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I tried ~~MS Paint~~ KolourPaint, as is tradition, but removing the background without layers was too much effort

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

Nope, this is perfect. AI is completely wrong for shitposting. You chose well.

Also it's actually a pretty solid job.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

We had a minor freeze last year. I went to Home Depot and the last piece of pipe insulation was very mangled and the adhesive was falling off. I asked the clerk if they would discount it for me since all I needed was about 1 ft but would buy the damaged parts at a discount.

They got a supervisor who argued with me that “it’s suppose to be like that”. Like brother I’m trying to help y’all get this damaged product off the shelf. I’ll happily pay full price for undamaged product. We argued for about 5 minutes before he went to the back and brought me a piece from a brand new box.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 12 points 1 day ago

lol got me there for a second

[–] metakrakalaka@lemmychan.org 6 points 1 day ago

So, fun fact. This is apparently called "Patina." It's the same thing that's on the statue of liberty, and funner fact, it actually makes it stronger!

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They come pre-oxidized? Damn that's a real Time Saver

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

Don't they all come pre-oxidized? That's why you have to use the wire brush to scrape it off before soldering.

[–] Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 days ago

Pre seasoned

[–] icedaemon0@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Ea nasir is the founder of ea games and it is named after him /s

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Consider yourself lucky, I couldn't even get any fittings, my store was so overrun by fucking Sea People.

[–] JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not Ea-Nasir still scamming people thousands of years later 😭

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

He can't keep getting away with it!

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Sometimes I could use some of these to convince the inspector I didn't touch the plumbing.

[–] CoryCoolguy@lemmy.myserv.one 25 points 2 days ago

/c/reallyshittycopper@lemmy.world

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

He can't keep getting away with this

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 28 points 2 days ago

That's it! I need to invent writing.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

These look like the workings of Obvious Plant

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 6 points 2 days ago

The logo on the bottom left suggests it was made by the True Wagner (legboot.com)

[–] ea_nasir@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

What's the issue here? That's just a protective coating to keep the high-quality copper underneath safe during shipping and handling.

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I don't know what your problem is. You need to sand those fittings bright and shiny before you solder them anyway....

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The most trusted brand in copper!

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 2 days ago

My dad collects coins, so I'm getting this for his birthday.

https://www.legboot.com/product/ea-nasir-copper-bullion-bar/#reviews

[–] comador@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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Man, what a legacy this man has. In th Lemmy app I use, the top of the was cut off in the thumbnail and so all I saw were the fittings and I was like man Ea Nasir, you still haven't improved your supply? And then I opened the image and yep he's at it again.

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