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[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

My favorite Halifax fun fact: In 1917, a munitions ship exploded in Halifax Harbor. To commemorate the event, the City Council created ‘Splodey, the Halifax explosion mascot.

In addition, each public broadcast of Shaggy’s “Mr. Boombastic” is followed by a moment of silence

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

IIRC that event is, to this day, the most powerful non-nuclear man-made explosion to ever happen.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

'SPLODEY. I'm trageadorable!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I'd rather have that than be preserved for centuries. I honestly prefer cremation to burial. Heck, feed me to the birds for all I care, just let me unexist completely.

There's a sort of solace in that. That one day I'll completely cease to exist. I don't know why religious people like the idea of eternal life. I'd very much prefer not to exist after a while.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I got to tour a terramation (human composting) facility a little while back. You come out in a few burlap sacks of mulch. They even threw in some wicked t shirts.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Finally, the perfect shirt to wear to bullshit meetings.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The atoms that you are made of will not cease to exist until our sun explodes and makes them into something else.

You will either get buried and rot into sustenance for worms and bacteria or you will get cooked into carbon and calcium to be spread out and become intermixed with the soil.

So will everyone that currently exists barring nuclear annihilation. I find solace that my atoms will maybe be a tree or a bird or even just grass.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The sun isn't massive enough to explode. It will just expand and get hotter, making Earth too hot to support life, and then burn out, making Earth too cold to support life. And even a supernova probably won't destroy atoms. Most of our atoms will probably survive the 'death' of the sun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I'll just have to be happy knowing matter breaks down and I won't be me but the things that were me will be other things, unaware of what they were.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I won't exist. That's enough lol.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

They accidentally poisoned all the birds. Sorry about that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

No super advanced aliens/robots reincarnating you!

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago (5 children)

My favorite facts about Halifax is that the first French people to get there starved to death the first year because they wouldn't eat that weird vegetable the natives from the Mi'kmaq tribe gave them, because they didn't like the taste. Turns out it was potatoes. Can you imagine that?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, do we know how they were cooking them? Maybe the natives told them to eat them raw as a prank.

Also, they were presumably unsalted?! I may rather die too

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I do think some French dudes would have tried to at least boil and salt them. While it's true Mi'kmaq people didn't put salt in their food as they thought it was toxic, those French settlers couldn't care less. Salt was used as a conservant pretty much everywhere in Europe, and Nova Scotia has very long coast line (meaning salt was abundant).

My guess is that our tastes changed a lot since then. And "French" fries wasn't possible yet, because frying grease was too costly and rare.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I can't! Wow.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

No French fries for them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Did you know that potatoes contain all essential amino acids? They are a really good base for your diet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Sure, I don't like them either. Now would I rather starve then eat potatoes? Can't say until I've lived through it... well or don't

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sooo just like any regular graveyard?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Most graveyards are more basic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

This isn't your every day graveyard. This is A D V A N C E D G R A V E Y A R D

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Then how is it we often times find the skeletons of our ancestors deep in the soil?

(Don’t want to sound sour though)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The last of Barrett's Privateers?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Goddamn them all. I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We'd fire no guns, shed no tears!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier The last of Barrett's Privateers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So you are not using coffins?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Somewhat interestingly, in acidic soils the minerals, bones, teeth and metal vaults dissolve more easily, but organic matter, wood, flesh, fats are more preserved.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's just flat wrong. Soil pH out that way is about 4 at the lowest.

On top of that bones are large, with low surface area, meaning it'll take a long time for them to 'dissolve'. Ok top of that, you would expect to see this in other locations

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Wait, I though all buried bodies worldwide are supposed to disintegrate at some point?

[–] nueonetwo 10 points 2 years ago

Save on archeology assessments by not having any remains.

Modern problems and all that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I feel like if Halifax had some weird super destructive dirt like that I'd have heard about it, I may be in Manchester but I'm not that far from it haha.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Not that Halifax. This one is in Nova Scotia, Canada

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Wrong Halifax. If it was that Halifax they'd probably had an exhibit about it at EUREKA and I'd definitely know about it.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

This isn't a meme.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I used to see her tweets on Reddit. Is she still there? Or did she left?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I'm not sure, I left both Reddit and Shitter.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Given enough time, all graveyards are like that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Legitimately interesting fact. I was recently in Halifax and wandered the Old Burying Ground, really neat place. Weird to think there's nothing under those stones.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

So Halifax is the best place to bury a body?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I guess they've got hard water in that city too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I have that song stuck in my head.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's truly a blessed day for all us Stanheads.

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