Many of you feel sorry for the bard. That's because you're crazy. It has no feelings, and the new player is much better.
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2023
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Thanks i hate it.
I'd rather be crazy than replace things that work perfectly well...
I actually think that this adds some much needed perspective missing from your otherwise comprehensive explanation.
"Oh come on guys I am sure the dragon's restraining order expired by now"
You know what combining DnD with kink in some way sounds fun
Extra immersion
I put on my wizard hat and robe
you just described about half of SecondLife!
ELI5 on that plz?
Parts of SL be super kinky, and most of SL is based around roleplay of various themes.
Seeing someone trapped in a cage by another player is so common as you could walk past dozens of such situations without noticing anything unusual.
You can't put us in horny jail! We live there, we have the keys!
Bonk !!
At some point the bard will get out and then they'll be 🎶 Coming out of my cage and I'm doing just fine... 🎶
I'm sorry, I'll see myself out
No. No you won't. Into the cage you go
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage...
Bard Bonk
Bard: JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THE CAGE ITS MY FAVORITE PLACE!!
THEN WHY ARE YOU ASKING TO GET OUT ?!?!?