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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

got back from camping on the weekend and had an amazing time. I've gotta say guys, tidal river is just the best. Its camping lite. You have hot showers, you can go grab a coffee and a bacon and egg roll in the morning, there is Drinkable water. If you have never been camping you should consider giving it a go. Heck, reach out to me and I can recommend all the gear you need for under 100 bucks. the amount of folks rocking a Kmart tent was pretty nuts. And you'll come back feeling so recharged you'll wonder why you didnt do it sooner.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Someone's brought a cat in a stroller on the tram and everyone on the nearby seats is awwwing at it. A nice scene after seeing the ol' AOs interrogate and fine a clueless looking Asian guy while letting a ratty looking white couple go with just a talking-to

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

So AOs are also racist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

that shit makes me so angry, i've noticed it a few times as well

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We won. Australia won The Cricket World Cup 2023. 🏆🎉💛💚💛💚💛💚💛💚💛🇦🇺

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I bowed out at about 12:30 where we lost 3 or 4 wickets by the 7th over and thought we were gone.

Happy to see we got the chocolates at the end!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bugger.

Seems like someone has found my secret spare house key location and it's gone :(

Been having a few tradies recently and the only way you could see the key would be if you were up high.. and tradies were up on scaffolding above where it was.

I'm not accusing anyone but now means my policy is potentially void and I need to change locks.

This is on top of waking up the other week to find all the flyscreens taken off out the back in an attempted break in.

Fuck those people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Argh, black friday sales, can't resist!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sitting on the train, on the way to work
In a bit of pain, my stomach kinda hurts
I drank too much and now I'm dying
If I say I'm fine, I'm only lying

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

God damn it why can't people call me by my full name. Why do they shorten it without asking me and despite me telling them to call me by my name?

It's not a white person name so for example, say my name was Taylor, they call me 'Tayl'. It really drives me up the wall. Its not even a hard name to say!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree it's annoying fulwank

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Isnt it just, Botto?...

wait... does that mean you're actually...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Funny. I HATE it. I introduce myself as Tom instead of Thomas (example, obviously). the amount of people who call me Thomas is nuts even after being told it's Tom. Its like "No, I told you my name. show me the respect of using it." I immediately assume you're being condescending otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Am white, but also hate it! My parents didn't name me "Banana" they named me "Bananafungus", and unless I've told you otherwise that's what you can call me.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Same but I’m glad I included my English name in official documents so it helps if I am interacting with real people (Ba Con Mash, Mash being my English name). Still banks and companies etc. say Dear Ba,

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Miss Meow is in full snuggle & purr miode. I think it's a deliberate ploy to keep me from walking Mr Woof.

Edit: she's gone off for second breakfast now, Walkies is go!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Snuggles would be nice. I’ve got an all pointy bits deployed foot hunter.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Optus CEO fell on her sword. Or was pushed, either way its the first smart move optus has made in this whole saga.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I imagine she's off to some "silent" position somewhere that pays her just as much.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I just unfollowed every account I've followed on instagram. Not following any accounts. Don't know why I did it, but I did. Today has been weird.

Also a couple of days ago, I spoke to bar guy about the playlist thing and he said that lyrics are the last thing that he listens to. He eventually figured out that I was trying to convey something through the lyrics and he told me he loved me for the first time. That was cute.

I also found out that I was known as jukebox girl at the beginning by a couple of his friends because he didn't wanna say my name.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It sounds like a lot of whipper snipping going on next door. Fingers crossed the blackberries are being cleared out.

Edit: sadly the blackberries are still there. Most of the other overgrown stuff is chopped, but the blackberries remain. Regular border patrols for encroaching canes will need to continue.

Prequel edit: I accidentally travelled back in time and origionally posted this comment on yesterdays thread.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lots of green and gold food. Oh and some Vegemite toast please Bacon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🍏🍌🍐🍋🍈🍍🥦🌽🥒🍟🥗🥧

🍯🍞

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Biscuits and gravy, Parma on pasta and pizza pie please.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

And a stick to poke that hornet’s nest

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's amore...

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

As a film/TV buff in Australia, I will never not be jealous of how the UK/US/Europe get all these cool creative talks/discussions with casts and crews for things. I know I can watch most of them on YT now, but I feel like you miss so much of the "vibe" not being there. When I've been to ones here, there's sort of this buzz of curiosity in the room that sometimes has you leaning forward.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (14 children)

hmmm. anyone have legit tried and true yellowing bedding tricks? His lordship has been an oily oily boy on his pillow protectors.

Already given them the ol' oxy soak

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That ham was not still ok.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just scootered by that Karizma restaurant on New Quay which is owned by some underworld boss and has been torched twice in 3 days. Cop van was there and a camera crew, taped off as shown in the photo in the article about it.

Underbelly: Docklands.. coming soon on 9.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

OK guys, put on your maths brains as mine is going 😵

I watched the movie 21 yesterday and one of the opening scenes is a seemingly simple probability question.

"It's a game show and there are 3 doors. Behind 2 of the doors are goats, behind 1 is a car. A lecturer acting as a game show host asks a student to choose from 3 doors. They choose door number 1. The host opens door 3 , reveals a goat, then asks the contestant if they want to keep door 1 as their choice. The student , acting as contestant says he will go with door 2 as his odds just went from 33% to 66%.

Here's where my brain went 😵.

Aren't the choosing of doors two separate events? And don't the odds go from 33% to 50%? How is it 66%?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYyUuIXzGgI

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is called the Monty Problem. The bit possibly not explained is that in the game, the host opening the door KNOWS which door has the car, and purposely opens one that has a goat. So now you have more information. When you choose door 1 initially, there is a 33% chance of a car in it, and 66% chance of goat. So now that host has to open a door, and if you have a goat in door 1, the host only has 1 door option to open. If you have a car, they have 2 door options. So you are better off switching, because there is a 66% chance you have a goat, and the host just revealed with other door has a goat. Wikipedia has a table which makes it more intuitive to see the possibilities.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The reason is that the door that gets opened is not random, so they are not two independent events.

There is a 66% chance that one of the doors you have not chosen has the car behind it. By showing you which one of the doors does not have the car the host effectively transfers all of that 66% chance to the one door.

Edit: that means the choice should be to switch, not stay, doesn't it? Either the student was wrong to stay or I have it completely arse about.

Edit 2 - yeah, Googled to confirm, you should switch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The student just wanted the goat

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