CoolMatt

joined 2 years ago
[–] CoolMatt 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You know we have toilets for that, right?

[–] CoolMatt 4 points 2 months ago (6 children)

And theeeeennnn...?

[–] CoolMatt 3 points 2 months ago

I was in disbelief that it was Jello because it does not look like Jello

[–] CoolMatt 5 points 2 months ago

Oddly enough, probably the only thing on that plate I'd eat a bite of

[–] CoolMatt 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think I remember this one... Banned Wow account? Tv remote up butt?

[–] CoolMatt 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

How the fuck is that Jello

[–] CoolMatt 3 points 2 months ago

Beep boop beep boop

I mean...

What YOU said sounds like something a robot would say... 🤔

[–] CoolMatt 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

Some people like to converse with others, we're not all robots.

[–] CoolMatt 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How would that even work. It's an an entire country made up of provinces. We have our own provincial governments. Canada is fucking huge. How would they enter? The border spans the whole width of the continent. Do they even have a big enough military to even do that?

None of this even makes sense, it sounds like the biggest dumbest joke any president has ever came up with, besides building a wall along the opposite border, which may have started but never even finished, or turned out way too expensice to be realistic or something like that, what ever the fuck happened.

[–] CoolMatt 2 points 3 months ago

Wait, but some of those kids are darker than both mok AND dad...

[–] CoolMatt 37 points 4 months ago (10 children)

Who the heck is Tina?

[–] CoolMatt 8 points 4 months ago

Yep it's bullshit I hate it too.

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