It's like the posting equivalent of the endless stairs theme
FnordPrefect
joined 4 years ago
While we're substituting laughably worse replacements: Replace Chris Farley's bus driver character with this sycophant
We are on the cusp of using technology to become living gods
No you're not
Well not me personally, but the billionaire tech-bros are going to upload their consciousnesses to the internet WOOeee!
No they're not
No...no they're not...but you can imagine what it'd be like if they did
How Post Malone, Chris Brown, Nickleback scored $200 Million
Big stars like Post Malone and Chris Brown
Childhood literacy programs
Childhood labor force programs
China is eradicating a parasitic corruption whose sole goal is endless growth without regard for the well-being of the host? 
Oh, you meant cancer...
They're not maximizing their profits while doing so?!
Biggest natural disaster in Hawaii ever but the true victims are insurance companies' balance sheets
Guessing we're gonna end up with some nonsense like: the private for-profit companies will continue to exist and make obscene profits by finding ways to deny claims. And, to ensure they continue to provide that "service", the government will make up the difference (i.e. basically all) whenever the payout gets too big. So then eventually the only people who can get insured are people with property worth much more than the government limit. After all, this affects rich people!
Join an organization whose primary purpose is selling ad time to generate shareholder value and frequently does this by appeasing the MIC and political power structures to retain access to them to maintain the illusion of legitimacy, then I'll know I can trust your information to be unbiased and worthy of my consideration!
Biden asks Congress for $40 billion to support Ukraine, replenish US disaster aid and bolster border
“The latest request from the Biden administration shows America’s continued commitment to helping Americans here at home and our friends abroad”
"...but God help them if those friends try to come here!"
Until the libs convince themselves that we are backed by Chinese/Russian upvote farms
...actually it might be fun to help this theory along 
Using 
and profit motive as the only two guiding principles for your social media platform is going poorly for all parties involved
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"An evil witch lives in these woods":
I don't know who gave the ring to Frodo. But I'm trying to figure out how to get them to Fro-go to the polls!