Kitathalla

joined 3 months ago
[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 6 points 1 month ago

Try Dynasty Warriors. It's a genre I don't see much anymore, but you take control of a general and blast through tons of minions in a big battlefield, aiming for enemy generals to turn the tide of battle (reflected in overall 'morale').

All the games tell the same story of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Obviously just play the last one available, because it has all the quality of life improvements, but I'll only play 3, because it's the only one that has Gan Ning with his super-pimp sword resting on top of his super-pimped no shirt tats.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 3 points 1 month ago

I was coming here to say this. For being a 'game within a game' and on the PS2, they made such compelling gameplay to go with the story.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 2 points 1 month ago

How could you forget the best AC? Ace Combat: Zero!

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 12 points 1 month ago

Latter*

Also, don't forget the ever fun Mallory-Weiss tears if your sudden exertion involves something like jumping, or, since it's also associated with heavy alcoholism, after a long and good barfing session.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 3 points 1 month ago

Not the same person with the program. Just another person making an excuse.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I trimmed the bushes around it so it looks bigger.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It sounds like they already moved the body after death. They specifically moved the body to that seat.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 2 points 1 month ago

I mean, as long as you felt right in the moment, is it such a bad thing? Clearly they weren't living up to the kid's expectations.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 12 points 1 month ago

I mean, according to all the old folks when I was growing up, I shouldn't be able to have any mental problems! My mind rotted away long ago!

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, it was oooold. Like, ipod touch old. It didn't make it past ios 5, I think. It's why I'm loving your webpage.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Cool. I used to have an app that would do this and it was great to play with for various scenarios. Nice to see a website version.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 5 points 1 month ago

It's funny because it's next teeny little scooters (the best form of motorcycle!).

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