Lokoschade

I have rather long and nimble fingers, but also my fingernails are really thin and soft so I keep them short (otherwise they will break at every opportunity) which is not a good combination to get a hold of can tabs.

Habe aus meinem Umfeld schon zwei Sachen gehört die mir Kopfschmerzen bereiten.

Einmal die Oma meines Freundes meinte, dass wenn man nicht wählen geht, geht die Stimme automatisch an die Spd.

Und der Vater einer Freundin (welche sonst Nichtwählerin ist, mit der wir uns aber zusammen gesetzt haben sie überzeugt haben wählen zu gehen) hat sie, nachdem sie im Wahllokal waren, angemeckert weil sie die Erst und Zweitstimme zwei verschiedenen Parteien gegeben hat und das würde die Stimme ungültig machen.

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I'm german I can only offer you Eisberg

Not my story but from my boyfriend. In English class they were supposed to write a review about a movie. He wrote a negative one about The Last Airbender from M. Night Shyamalan. First she argued that "iceberg" is not an english word (this took place in Germany) and that he should instead use "icy mountain" they had to look it up in a dictionary to convince her otherwise and then she took points away because "why would you write a review about something and not recommend it".

I'd argue that they got divorced because they were shit people and then they couldn't cope and became more shitty or their initial shitness was projected more outward

There are several versions of these kinds of puns in German, one version:

Wenn Grillen Grillen grillen, grillen Grillen Grillen.

When crickets barbecue crickets, then crickets are barbecuing crickets.

motherlode

So when I eat it it will not suck up moisture at all? Which (I think) would make it indigestible.

The protests in Berlin are not the only ones. According to rather conservative police estimates since beginning of this year around 870.000 people throughout Germany protested against the right shift/Afd and that would be around 1% of the whole population of the country.

Volksverpetzer is a german online medium that deals with fact checks and criticism of disinformation, especially from right wing circles.

A really good friend got me a Le Creuset dutch oven for christmas and I got another used one for relatively cheap and I really love them. I would never buy them new, but they are really well made and I've managed to bake some nice sourdough bread with them.

listening to asmr

My boyfriend and I were once snapped at during a family gathering because we dared to eat corn on the cob at a barbecue. The argument was something like, "A barbecue is only for meat, everything else is just greens, and the Greens (a german political party) want to ban our schnitzel!!!!1!1!" There's simply nothing else occupying these people's minds anymore—every topic, no matter how unrelated, somehow always gets dragged back to ThE gReEnS, CoViD vAcCiNaTiOnS, or whatever else.