MoonChild

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[–] MoonChild 15 points 3 weeks ago

Can you call yourself an SI model if you aren’t invited to swim week and your name isn’t listed among any SI Swimsuit models? She walked the runway as a Knix model during the SI Swim Week show. She wasn’t styled by SI - she was launching her suit for Knix.

She’s tried so hard to be an SI Swimsuit model that it’s really gotten sad and pathetic. She’s reposted that video more than monthly for an entire year and, I believe, she was her nail buddy’s plus one at the launch party since she had a booth during the event.

Her faux friends were all at the weird prom but they actually seem to have a good time together and are both younger. She also seemed to be trying to script a hard pivot from just saying yes and doing the thing even if “your knees are shaking” to being in a saying no era to spend time with her family. I don’t buy it. I think she did start saying no after her 2024 runway walk because she thought things were beneath her and then people stopped asking.

[–] MoonChild 16 points 3 weeks ago

You nailed it! I was rolling my eyes so hard. She is so superficial. The biggest thing in her life is changing up her makeup. She she spend a little more time working on what’s going on within.

[–] MoonChild 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is this crazy or am I going crazy?

[–] MoonChild 12 points 1 month ago (6 children)

She’s not on the list!

[–] MoonChild 14 points 1 month ago

A review with real words instead of bells! Birdie doesn’t know a good movie from bad.

[–] MoonChild 14 points 1 month ago

Then remember the stories about how Nana was so glad to continue caring for her because ‘she’ wasn’t ready to stop. Pre-school was never mentioned again.

[–] MoonChild 21 points 1 month ago (7 children)

She says 🍋is really into Peter Pan right now - well no shit - as soon as she knew they were going to this show Birdie put the movie on and hasn’t stopped playing it. The child is being programmed for her mother’s IG.

[–] MoonChild 16 points 1 month ago

You nailed it. Her child is strapped in the car seat in the back but she has to film and upload the video of herself talking about how much she cried during this movie but didn’t have any tissues. What mother doesn’t carry tissues? Maybe she should take a minute and read about what’s happening in the real world. That makes me cry.

[–] MoonChild 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m sure she was being primed on the car ride with her mother asking her if she was going to be Moana when they got there. It’s all a performance and they’ve brainwashed the youngest member of the cast since the older members won’t take part anymore.

[–] MoonChild 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] MoonChild 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Desperate times require desperate measures!

 
 
 
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This is the conference Bird was headlining in Shame’s hometown in March but it’s been cancelled. The organizer says she can’t say why it’s cancelled due to signed contracts. It sounds like the keynote pulled the plug and left her high and dry.

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I think this ‘journalist’, Vicky, unhinged.

 

Things are slow in Birdsville these days.

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Belly buster (lemmy.ca)
 

These stills were posted by Individual_Dust_8952 over on Reddit. They also posted the slo-mo video outing Sarah’s slimming filter.

 

She says she gets embarrassed anytime Shane walks in and she’s filming. She should lean into that and figure out why she’s embarrassed. Is it because she isn’t speaking the way she normally speaks? Is he going to hear her lying? Just why are you embarrassed, Sarah? This is your big career job!

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Super shady (lemmy.ca)
 

Sarah’s oldest daughter is talking to her. I shouldn’t be able to recognize their voices but, thanks to their loving mother, I can. She’s the one who doesn’t want to be on SM so her parent records the conversation without her knowing and posts it for all her followers so they know her kids talk to her.

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