Nasan

joined 2 years ago
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I asked for light ice in my drink the other day and they gave me the regular amount of ice. Had my lawyer draft a demand letter for infinity billion dollars within the hour.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Still less attractive than yo mamma

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Cynthia Sizer

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Grandiosely obstinate party strikes again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For real for real

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It's so hard. He's got a girl's name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More until we reach convergence or critical mass and become singularity shooting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe he has a digital wall clock at home. Though it would be weird he came to a clock shop when those digital clocks usually just need AA batteries he could've found at other common stores.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Could be one of those people that never learned to read clocks. Worked with a girl fresh out of high school and had to teach her so she would stop asking me what time it was constantly.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Surviving dysentery is probably the big one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Buying a Cybertruck

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