Nasan

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I like this idea. If any of the cops that move him in and out of his cell have the stereotypical cop mentality, they might make him put on one of the bras to emasculate him. Unknowingly giving him the keys to freedom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Glad to help, as someone who fits the specified demographic in the comment I originally replied to. Except white, I have no ethnic background that would make me even remotely white. Hope the rest of the holiday season looks up for you, cheers!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I'd try to get close enough to look like one of those true crime fanatics and throw my bra and panties at him. Pretty sure he would know how to use the bra wire to make lockpicks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gotta be the loudest and most dumb of asses.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Up yours Trebek!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not completely familiar with UK gun laws, but wouldn't this be like cooking meth as a personal hobby?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Now hear me out, we keep slamming the door, but switch to an actual door to his actual face.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The dope has her DOPE taped to the sunshade on her optic, so at least numbers were crunched and she wouldn't be shooting completely blind.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

And if you're really unlucky, you become part of the exhibit and have to speak or work booth duty.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

As wary as i am about robotaxis, i hope we get Johnny cab in my lifetime

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