Nasan

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hopefully the ETIAS authorization process will bar these types whenever that goes live

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'll be hiding from solicitors. If you need to speak to me, break into my house and start the conversation at gunpoint.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Easier to take off quickly, don't want to be the person caught stumbling with the cuff hooked on your ankles.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The diet Coke of playable.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Took Russian for my language requirement at uni.

я говорю по русски очен плоха

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

What about bobbing for pineapples?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I may or may not do this at raves when I meet visitors that love the vibes and are thinking about moving to the US.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Rearrange Crockett's Theme using my culture's traditional instruments so that I can make people play it whenever I arrive at social gatherings.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

They probably self-identify as victims and are in a constant state of distress. I'm hoping the strain of living with that mentality day to day shaves off a few decades of each of their lives.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

This is why he's having such a hard time getting Musk to leave. How do you make a problem go away when your only problem solving skill is bribery and your problem is a higher degree of wealth than your bribing power?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They'd ask, "where were you last Tuesday between 4pm-8pm?" And I'd respond, "I wasn't!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you're able to pull off heists with a ton of moving parts at the drop off the hat, who needs planning?

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