Patrizsche

Hey how about you cut down on private jets and I keep eating my burgers

Looks like a painting😮‍💨

I don't understand the racist one, even after reading the comments

Did you forget the smash part

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It's spelled Ottawa

Daaaaaaamn that is so interesting.. Thanks for the info (I'm a statistician IRL so I'm literally the third person I was wondering about lol)

TF is triple blind? I'm familiar with blind (participant) and double blind (participant + experimenter), but who the hell is the third person?

The face says 16, the arms say 32

When you ask a rhetorical question and get an answer anyway:

You're right on both counts, there doesn't seem to be yellow, and the lights don't seem to match with those from cross traffic

As a statistician this made me lol