Rediphile

joined 2 years ago
[–] Rediphile 8 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I've never made 6 figures before, but was asked to show my investment portfolio value when applying for a mortgage as it was part of my assets. Assets the bank could seize if I didn't pay my bill.

TIL I'm the 1%.

[–] Rediphile 27 points 8 months ago (9 children)

And puts it where?

[–] Rediphile 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Some krill are basically the same size as a grain of rice though.

[–] Rediphile 2 points 8 months ago

Do you think you are disagreeing with me?

[–] Rediphile 2 points 9 months ago

*Cries in vector

[–] Rediphile 1 points 9 months ago

Physical - dry socket

Emotional - nawww I'm good lol

[–] Rediphile 9 points 9 months ago

I'm going to use this next time I don't tip

[–] Rediphile 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's neither lol, it's the people themselves.

Blame choosing to drink alcohol or fly a low cost carrier, but like...really it's you. Sorry.

[–] Rediphile 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can we...stop yelling?

[–] Rediphile 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd be tempted to reply I haven't even used 5% yet.

[–] Rediphile 6 points 9 months ago

This also further explains their hatred of public TRANSit

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