Rhynoplaz

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 19 minutes ago (1 children)

This sounds exactly like me. I'm about twice your age, and only realized I was ADHD inattentive a few years ago when I was trying to learn what to expect with my new ADHD diagnosed stepson.

Not letting down others is my biggest motivator. I'll let my life fall apart from neglect, but heaven forbid someone else become slightly inconvenienced! Sounds insane when you spell it out, but knowing is half the battle I guess.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Oh. Forget what I said then. They're just assholes.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

I used to listen to those guys in my car all the time. Sounds like shit fell apart hard!

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

You misunderstood. I meant Musk's VP, The Orange Rapist.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

That could be to make it extra ironic.

American conservatives are typically anti Islam, so it puts a point on how strange it is that they would support him.

But, I wouldn't rule out that they were using it derogatorily, either. Especially if it's a trend with them, I'm not familiar with the site.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I've heard there's a guy named Arbuckle that lives in our area, and looks just like me. It has not affected my life at all, and no, it's not Jon.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, I heard they charged her with distributing kitty porn.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago

Oh, don't I know it! Somehow they keep finding more to leave on our porch!

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I think I finally know what I want to be when I grow up!

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 25 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Fuck I'm old.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Do you wish to end your own existence?

Yes. Exactly.

We'll know we've finally made enough progress on the system when 100% of the people on Earth want to conserve it.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Guess it's better than his VP who gives his to unwilling recipients.

 

In the past 24 hours, I've gotten three calls from mortgage companies looking for my ex-wife. I was pretty sure that she wouldn't put my phone number on her applications, so I asked the last guy who called how he got my number. He explained that they watch EVERYBODY'S credit, and when a mortgage inquiry pops up on anyone's report, they call every number that's ever been associated with that person, just so they can try to snatch the business from the company that ran the inquiry.

One of the callers, after being told I was not my ex, proceeded to read off her birthday and ask if that's when I was born. "No, but thanks for sharing her private information without permission."

If anybody was thinking about using Rocket Mortgage, I would recommend that you don't. If they are this shady on cold calling, I wouldn't trust anything else they do.

 
 

He needs some extra hands to pick up a snowblower. We haven't really talked in years. It'll be nice to catch up.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
 

Just a thought that crossed my mind today.

If I was to ask everyone that you've ever interacted with (IRL) what their general opinion of you is, what do you hope the most common answer would be?

Would you hope they consider you a successful person, physically attractive, smart, the best in your field, etc?

Personally, my answer is "A good, kind person. Friendly and helpful."

Just wondering what the rest of feel.

EDIT: Based on the first few responses, I'm thinking I should have clarified better.

I'm not talking about your legacy after you're dead, I just mean right here, right now. You have left an impression on people. That is inevitable. Surely there aren't that many people that don't give a fuck what anyone thinks, but I must admit, it is a valid answer. Maybe you are the person who doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks. 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

The Pastor of Muppets is coming your way!

 

Kind of a shower thought, and maybe it's just how I run campaigns, but it feels like there's a lot of parallels between DMing and that guy who has a great idea for a book/movie but will never write a single page.

The DM comes up with "So what if there's this guy with this magic power, and the only way to beat him is through a very specific process." And then all the Players decide: who are the characters? What do they do? What do they say? How's it all work out?

 

My wife put in a pickup order at Sam's Club, so while we were up there, we got supper at the Chinese buffet!

 

It only took me two weekends to get through the whole thing, and now that it's over. Wow!

It resembles Slay the Spire, where you choose your path, and collect cards and powers, but the matches are more like puzzles. Your opponent creates scenarios and how you pay your cards determines if you move on or perish.

Now a big reason why I loved this game is the weird shit that happens, and weird shit isn't fun when you know it's coming, so that's all I'm going to say about that.

If you like puzzles or cards games or a story that makes you say WHAT THE FUCK?!? start downloading it now, it's free on Gamepass!

 

Corporate America has programmed people to HUSTLE! BE THE BEST! ACHIEVE! MAKE MORE MONEY!!! for so long that they now need to pay someone to come and teach us how to relax, enjoy the moment and be happy again.

 

I was relieved to see there were no bids on the Nazi trash.

I wonder if there's some guy out there that collects little metal cars who really wants to bid, but doesn't want to be the guy who bought the Nazi coin.

 

I've been invited to attend a Tim Walz rally tonight, and I have no idea what to expect. Share your stories and get me pumped up to see our next VP!

Update: Everybody was right, lots of standing and clapping, but what I really didn't expect was the sense of family I felt with all these strangers around me. We'd bump into each other, and laugh it off, one guy was telling me about how his son was thinking about going to the college that I work at (I was still wearing my shirt from work), and we all just knew that we were working together to make great things happen. I'll probably skip the next one, but it was a great experience. I'm glad I went, and would recommend going to one if you have a chance, and a candidate you believe in.

 

Make-up and KISS!

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