ShaggyBlarney

joined 2 years ago
[–] ShaggyBlarney 6 points 3 months ago

Don't knock a two front war.

[–] ShaggyBlarney 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My understanding was that the Hawaiian people had stolen (mistaken trade deal?) one of Cooks longboats. Cook reacted by taking the islands ruling chief hostage to demand the return of the longboat. This sparked outrage from the islanders who chased Cook and some of his crew down during their attempted escape and killed him.

[–] ShaggyBlarney 38 points 4 months ago

Of course not. He's a private citizen, not like he was elected to some public office or anything...

[–] ShaggyBlarney 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You keep your hands off our maple syrup. Don't make me slide a hockey puck your way.

[–] ShaggyBlarney 1 points 5 months ago

And that youth is Jack Black!

[–] ShaggyBlarney 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

That tracks. Look at this wayward youth being misled by Satan himself.

[–] ShaggyBlarney 7 points 5 months ago (11 children)

A lot of wannabe extremists are encouraged to join the military to receive training by other wannabe extremists.

[–] ShaggyBlarney 9 points 5 months ago

That's the spirit!

[–] ShaggyBlarney 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It was 12°c/53°f yesterday in my neck of the woods. I live near vancouver, bc which is known for its temperate climate. But that was alarmingly warm for winter.

[–] ShaggyBlarney 35 points 7 months ago (4 children)

My bingo card has "deposed by inner circle as scapegoat", "no longer coherent enough to rally base" and "VP takes over".

[–] ShaggyBlarney 58 points 7 months ago

This has been me most of this week. Just buried in as much distraction as possible.

[–] ShaggyBlarney 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Everybody knows Marie Curie was a woman and woman's contributions to science just don't exist or even register. Women scientists are literally the devil. /s

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