SplashJackson

joined 1 year ago
[–] SplashJackson 3 points 2 days ago

Fuckin Parappa the Rapper, baby

[–] SplashJackson 1 points 2 days ago

Every guy needs to slay a few cougs' early on in their sexual career; it's a rite of passage that builds confidence and ideally helps train the dude on how to please a woman. Now wake up Maggie, I think I've got something to say to you

[–] SplashJackson 10 points 2 days ago

But what about your DNA? Have you reversed your specific genome yet?

principal skinner looking down at the camera with eyes narrowed

[–] SplashJackson 3 points 2 days ago

Just waitin' to be cracked and have those features re-enabled

[–] SplashJackson 1 points 2 days ago

And pencil skirts... and tight, buttoned blouses...and heels....and glasses...

[–] SplashJackson 5 points 2 days ago (20 children)

Remember, if anyone is ever attracted to you, they must be fetishising you!

[–] SplashJackson 6 points 3 days ago

Peter Navarro can go fuck himself right in his One Brown Eye

[–] SplashJackson 2 points 3 days ago

I like to fiddle with the little lever that goes between single round, burst, and fully automatic, kind of like a fidget spinner or a finger skateboard. But it's also good to just bind it to Mouse4 right next to a bind to switch to your knife, you know, so you can run faster

[–] SplashJackson 17 points 3 days ago

The future is the past!

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