Stalinwolf

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[–] Stalinwolf 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

When I was much younger I had heard for the first time a swan circling the shore of my lake in the dead of night. It was this eerie swooshing sound, like huge wings, accompanied by the weirdest nasally grunting. This thing circled the entire lake multiple times, but I could see nothing in the dark.

Now, I was probably just high, as I usually was during that period, but I remember taking to social media to ask if anyone else had "heard something weird flying around the lake" the night before. Unfortunately, people thought I was talking about a UFO, and I wound up being ridiculed for it.

It took me years before I had finally witnessed a swan doing the same thing in the light of day, and was able to finally drop my half-baked fear that Nosferaru had been taking to the skies at night in my lake community.

[–] Stalinwolf 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're putting woke in the sky and turnin' the birds gay!

[–] Stalinwolf 2 points 2 weeks ago

Can confirm. I moved from the US to Canada nearly ten years ago, and it's been approximately that long since I found a cop's presence intimidating. I don't ever feel like the RCs are out to get me.

[–] Stalinwolf 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm with you on this one. I don't support the corrupt/abusive actions of many police, but people who bitch and moan about being targeted for speeding and/or driving like assholes fucking deserve it. Now sure, getting popped for going just slightly over is garbage, but those aren't the drivers or the incidents I'm talking about. There's a weird sentiment among a lot of drivers that traffic laws are just arbritray and optional. I will always cheer for police who catch the worst of them, and I wish it happened more often.

[–] Stalinwolf 1 points 2 weeks ago

You can tell because he has about a half-pound of deli ham in a bag beneath the table.

[–] Stalinwolf 7 points 2 weeks ago

You know, it absolutely does. It does look like him..

[–] Stalinwolf 6 points 2 weeks ago

I thought this was a filthy paintball mask.

[–] Stalinwolf 1 points 2 weeks ago

This guy gets it.. o7

[–] Stalinwolf 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Slap G5 dirty drags on that bad boy and it'll be in Andromeda by Monday.

[–] Stalinwolf 2 points 3 weeks ago

Didn't even know this album existed. Will have to check it out.

[–] Stalinwolf 4 points 3 weeks ago

Scrungus is my favorite, but he is absolutely not a friend. He is a menace.

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