Stalinwolf

joined 2 years ago
[–] Stalinwolf 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Slap G5 dirty drags on that bad boy and it'll be in Andromeda by Monday.

[–] Stalinwolf 2 points 3 weeks ago

Didn't even know this album existed. Will have to check it out.

[–] Stalinwolf 4 points 3 weeks ago

Scrungus is my favorite, but he is absolutely not a friend. He is a menace.

[–] Stalinwolf 47 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

Bottom needs a gamer chair to prove that he's a gamer. A gamer games 45% better with a gamer chair. That's why they're shaped 45% differently. Without a gamer chair, a gamer does not truly game. But it's very important that they see it.

[–] Stalinwolf 6 points 4 weeks ago

I worked customer service at Kmart for a few years and encountered a lot of old classmates. Fortunately I had lost a bunch of weight since I had last seen them, and all of my hair fell out, so nobody knew who I was. I could tell some people thought I was maybe familiar, but I was never identified outright. I felt like a secret agent.

[–] Stalinwolf 35 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

That was honestly pretty nice of the first guy to not use piss.

[–] Stalinwolf 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Young Roosevelt looked remarkably like adult Ryan Gosling.

[–] Stalinwolf 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

I'm a staunch supporter of anything with swamp in the name. Except maybe swamp ass, however aptly named.

[–] Stalinwolf 5 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Licocaine is my favorite topical product. I have deep cracks in the corners of my finger tips (the antibacterial soap at work destroys my skin) and smearing a small glob of ointment with lidocaine down into them is the highlight of my day.

[–] Stalinwolf 22 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

It's a shitty class to play.

[–] Stalinwolf 8 points 4 weeks ago

Thanks! Very kind of you to say.

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