ThunderclapSasquatch

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And the DMA aliens

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Gators barely sink in and those boots are as thick as he is

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Grizzlies are infamous for not waiting til you're dead to start eating.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

SG-1 took itself the exact right amount of serious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, I just vacuumed. Clean carpet is nice to lay on and think

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who are actually being influenced by a time aware, unhorny worm man from the future

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nib only exists to prove your saw maker was a competent professional

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You know, Tealc looks kinda blazed 75% of the time he's on Earth, how much do you think he'd be smoking to overcome his symbiote healing effects?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

A square, made of squares with his chin on a different square, magnificent

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's what the post I responded to said yes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, Hippos are statistically one of the largest killers of people where they live, they are adorable killing machines. But yeah it's a bad line that makes a salient point in this instance

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