Uli

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He's moved on to another plane.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Patrick, that's not where eyelashes go.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But the sentence works when put in this order:

972 461 5380

Someone braver than me should dial that number.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"Wow, I must say you've aced the technical. There are a lot of other strong candidates as well, but feel free to grab a complimentary mirror on the way out."

"Thanks, I'll reflect on that."

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (19 children)

Or whenever you have to use the ATM.

CASH! Aaah aaah.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This might be more mainstream than what you're looking for, but this is the video that I think of from that time.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

I mean it's pretty obvious if you think about it. They probably ordered a side of continental nuggets and the worker was nice and gave them one of each continent.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I canceled my sub, but sadly not out of principle on the AI thing. I just accidentally hit the button that accepts an upgrade to the family plan and it didn't look like there was an easy way to undo it so I just killed the whole subscription.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can believe this - that Trump was paying Epstein for pedophile shit and Clinton never got involved. I also find it pretty easy to believe that despite never being involved with Epstein, Bill Clinton is a scumbag and a rapist, considering the numerous allegations against him:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Clinton_sexual_assault_and_misconduct_allegations

It's not proof per se, but with politicians these days, I believe it's most accurate to find them dirty and corrupt until proven otherwise via their legislative actions (to wit, I'm not holding my breath vis-à-vis 99% of Congress).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, my friend group absolutely did this stuff when we were young adults

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That's a really good heads up. I hadn't thought about it much from that angle - that I might already be doing damage that's hard to reverse.

I got my blood pressure machine from the basement and the first reading was systolic 141 diastolic 78. But I had just climbed stairs from the basement. I sat for a couple minutes and now it's 115 over 75. Less anxiety inducing. Definitely something I should be tracking frequently and not have tucked away in the basement though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It does work though

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