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In the few hours since you posted this question, to which you received no reply, you will of course have discovered the answer by other means.

So congrats! Now you know what soffit is. 👍

c. Negligently failing to warn or adequately warn Plaintiff of the gander of the mens’ room toilet...

Well, there you go: summary judgment to the Plaintiff. If you don't tell your customers that there's a fucking HATEFUL COBRA TURKEY keeping jealous possession of the Mens' loo, like some latter-day dragon guarding its hoard, you deserve to be sued at the very least, and just for starters until greater commensurate punitive action can be determined.

@[email protected] , this was initially to be a playful ribbing of what I'd thought was a typo oversight, on your part, of transcribing text from the court document.

But seeing that it's the actual text of the filing absolves you, and makes the typo oversight that much funnier.

Florida never fails to entertain and disappoint.

Ameglian Major Pirhacow.

After receiving your prepared serving of its cut, would most likely eat itself clean to the bone before you could lift your fork.

It's not a wooosh, it's a reply in kind, deferred.

Why would you assume anything? The answer is provided in the article itself. Why can so few people be arsed to read the information provided before leaping to an attempt at pithy commentary?

The group ... views Satan not as a supernatural being but as “a literary figure that represents a metaphorical construct of rejecting tyranny over the human mind and spirit.” The club’s programs, they say, focus on “science, critical thinking, creative arts, and good works for the community.”

(Boldface mine. "science" comes to us from Latin's "scientia": knowledge)

The irony of assuming something instead of learning/confirming it from the information provided, as regards an article about an organization whose stated focus is on knowledge and critical thinking, is disappointing.

Fixed:

They drew bags under the basilisk's eyes for the Harry Potter Lego set; [sic] as if ~~it's too tired from being woken up by kids. It's the most relatable thing ever~~ the skin under their eyes actually looks like that. It does.

Ad revenue would bottom-out from a dearth of clicks.

Knight Rider vibes.

Improved.

Add more RAM.

Oh, wait...

There's a checkbox for this in your Lemmy account settings. It's not in any mobile client app that I've tried (I don't think so, at any rate).

Admittedly I've tried only 3 or 4 mobile client apps, but likely it doesn't need to be a client setting because it's a Lemmy setting, accessed in web browser UI.

"I'm 37, I'm not 'old'".