Nothing says RAIDERS like consistently winning the early rounds of the draft. Remember when they got um, oh wait, he’s gone. And that other guy is gone. And that one dude messed up my happy meal order last week. But what about um, oh wait, he’s in jail. Gimme a minute. I’m gonna think of someone.
JACOBS! Yeah! That guy. See! Raiders make the draft their bitch every year!
I keep seeing one in the news - oh wait, that was just a congresswoman. Never mind