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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That is SOOO LinkedIn!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

This is the most patriotic thing I've heard in quite some time!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Oh no, they realize they might not have complete control over their little world! Heavens to murgatroyd!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (3 children)

When listening to pundits on cable opinion shows, you hear a lot of confusion as to why the orange turd is saying these incendiary things daily instead of appealing to moderate voters in various demographics. "Why is his campaign doing this?!?!?"

Well, he's not appealing to swing voters because he preemptively needs his base hyped up and ready to burn the whole house down. In his mind it doesn't matter who votes for what. He just needs it close. Let Roger Stone and chaos take care of the rest.

I'm voting today. Make sure you do so in the next week.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

NOW it's time!?!?!? Da'fuck?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have a song I sing whenever I see a Cybertruck. It's sung in a low, gravelly, MANLY voice. The lyrics go like this:

Cybertruck! I'm a douchbag with too much mon-eey. Cyberbruck! I'm a fan-boy making bad decisions! My mon-eey makes me cool. Look at me compensating! etc...etc

Does anyone remember how, back in the early 2000s, some people would take picture of their hand flipping off a Hummer they saw on the street? I'm getting a similar vibe.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

Trump plays "worker" for a few minutes. McDonald's gets e coli. Coincidence? (Best read in the smarmy voice of Tucker Carlson or Jesse Waters.)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

Would someone please give me the ELI5 on why Republicans want to destroy Social Security? Do they want to privatize it by making everyone put money into a 401K that is controlled by Wall Street money managers, who then skim their share? Are they STILL pissed about Roosevelt? Are rich Republicans pissed that poor people might not have to eat cat food in their old age? Is it that the foundational idea is that we all contribute...and that's COMMUNISM!?!? I just don't understand their motivation.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Sure, the new trucks look like a Dollar Store version of the Beluga cargo plane but I don't care. They don't require 57 mirrors, have backup cameras, are much more fuel efficient, have A/C, the list goes on! Even the new Metris is a million times better than any LLV or FFV simply for the lack of exhaust you end up breathing.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So very Gestapo of him.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Let's leave that up to the states.

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