Real rich coming from the “fuck your feelings” crowd. Get fucked, Raphael Cruz. We’re not stopping until he’s yeeted into the sun.
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I don't think people are nasty enough to him. Until he's a fucking hermit, too ashamed to show his face in public again because he knows everyone despises him, we need to be nastier.
The only reason we aren't far, far nastier to all of these criminals is because it's illegal. But now that laws are becoming optional and arbitrary, soon we won't have to worry about how nasty we get.
They will have to worry, though.
And it seems they are worrying.
Can we just slaughter these people already? Take what they own and redistribute the wealth?
I'd be happy to start being more nasty to Ted Cruz instead.
Instead? Nah, "as well" ;)
Not a chance Rafael. You and the muskrat need to go the way of the dodo. Eaten to extinction.
Listen, I'll gladly stop being nasty to Elon Musk. Just as soon as he kills himself.
The sleazy used car sales man stands up for a car company CEO.
This checks out
Fuck you, Elon
And fuck you too, Ted
Ticking the "nasty to elon musk" dial up every time I hear this.
another FOREIGN NATIONAL coming here and telling TRUE AMERICANS how to act
Stop having free will. Use AI.
Fine then I am going to be even nastier to fElon.
"I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz." - Al Franken
No
Not saying where I do or don't live but I'll be nasty to Nazis thank you very much
why use his preferred name?
his name is Raphael Cruz.
Technically his name is Rafael Edward Cruz and it's not that uncommon for public figures to go by their middle name or a diminutive thereof🤷
That being said, fuck Cruz with a rusty rail spike.
If they don't respect the preferred names of trans people, then they shouldn't be afforded the same respect in return.
Ted's a diminutive of any of those? I thought it was almost exclusively for Theodore.
It's of Theodore AND Edward
Other examples of famous Tedwards include
- Ted Danson
- Ted Kennedy
- Ted Koppel
- Ted Turner
Smd cry bullies
Smd? Shaking my dick?
This dude loves having his face suctioned to someone's ass. Really is a slime ball.
On Christmas night, does Ted Cruz leave a can of beans out in case Rorschach visits his home?
The only way to be more hated is to get Ted Cruz to defend him...
Elon musk is a shitty person with a shitty agenda.
So, no.
Don't worry, there's plenty for you too.
He's jealous?
Special snowflakes.... fuck them all to hell.
Honestly, if Ted Cruz said something nice about me, it'd just make me feel dirty.
And we're talking full on "covered in the slime of a putrid and somehow racist land slug" levels of dirty.
Well, I'm not American, so I'm going to keep calling him a nazi piece of shit
And if would be doing so even if I was unfortunate enough to be American
Calling him something that he is not would be unfair. That's why calling him nazi piece of shit it's ok.
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Will no one think of the billionaires?
Poor people get all the breaks.
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Saw the stream of this and I lol'd so hard
elon musk is a nazi, so naturally ted cruz lives to kiss his ass.
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