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[–] [email protected] 124 points 6 months ago (4 children)

She has a PhD in this field, dude. Just admit you looked some stuff up, and she would appreciate that.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 6 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

Ballosophers degree.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

That was Michael Jordan's degree, right?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

Doctorate is stored in the balls

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We prefer to be called testicles, thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just be happy I’m not calling you Rocky Mountain oysters.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

How did you know?

Also, it's actually capital Oysters, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

She went to Ball State

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If denizens of that website we capable of genuine humility, we'd be in another timeline entirely

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There's another timeline, where it's like you wrote. Genuine humility all around.

We just don't happen to be in that timeline.