She has a PhD in this field, dude. Just admit you looked some stuff up, and she would appreciate that.
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2024
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She has her PhD in balls?
we call it "ballology"
Ballosophers degree.
Ballogy
That was Michael Jordan's degree, right?
Doctorate is stored in the balls
We prefer to be called testicles, thank you very much.
Just be happy I’m not calling you Rocky Mountain oysters.
How did you know?
Also, it's actually capital Oysters, thank you.
She went to Ball State
MD
My bad.
If denizens of that website we capable of genuine humility, we'd be in another timeline entirely
There's another timeline, where it's like you wrote. Genuine humility all around.
We just don't happen to be in that timeline.
2014? That's some wine vintage in there.
Legit though, if you have balls, you should be able to have a useful discussion about their health with your doctor. Don't need to memorize every single part that's involved, but the general anatomy, basic functions, and for fucks sake how to check your balls for changes.
This is true of every part of your body tbh, but the balls are pretty damn simple to read up on. You can get the basics in an hour. Seriously.
Reply was top notch