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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Most people have more balls than there are stars in our solar system.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, are you counting ovaries?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

The average human has somewhere between 1.1 and 1.4 testicles.

Late edit: I was not sober when I wrote this and I definitely did the math wrong.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

How are you averaging the humans? Or are you averaging testicles?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Considering 50% of the population doesn't have testicles, the average being over 1 indicates that there are a few million people with 3 testicles.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

But there are also many men with one or zero probably more than people with three so it should probably net to less then 1 average. Unless you count prosthetic testis in the total.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you're counting prosthetics, then there could be one guy really bringing up the average.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Testicles Georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Is this because of intersex conditions or something? Or just a number you pulled out of your ~~ass~~ balls?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Good friend of mine has 3. One is apparently tiny, but it's there. That man would fuck a snake if you hold it's head. Horniest man I ever met.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

c/theydidthemathincorrectly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not Hitler though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I have a dog, so I'm bringing up the average. We've got (dog-sare) tennis balls galore!