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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Why can't I breathe out of my nose ever? Why does food go down the same hole as air? Why do I have to sleep? Why did I have to get boners in Mrs. O's second hour Spanish class right before the end of class and have to walk to lunch at half mast for the whole second semester sophomore year?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The recurrent laryngeal nerve. Our liquid waste evacuation tubes sharing space with our reproductive organs. Our reproductive organs being immediately adjacent to our solid waste evacuation tube. Hangnails. Acne. Teeth (god damn luxury bones).

But my go to for "if there is a god, they're not worth worshipping" is always Children's. Bone. Cancer. Those 3 words should not fucking go together.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But my go to for "if there is a god, they're not worth worshipping" is always Children's. Bone. Cancer. Those 3 words should not fucking go together.

I watched my sibling deteriorate over the course of a few years and then die a couple days after their sixth birthday. They had a brain stem tumor which was inoperable. There is no god

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Sorry for your loss. :hug:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't get me started on the sick fuck that put my g spot up my asshole

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

You didn't want it on your palm or something though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Add scurvy to that list, since primates lost the ability to synthesize vitamin C endogenously, while other animals kept it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because Mrs O has a great ass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Perhaps, SatansMaggotyCumFart. Perhaps.