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[–] hperrin 170 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I’m allergic to milk. Trying to explain that to people sometimes goes like this:

“I’m allergic to milk.”

“You mean you’re lactose intolerant?”

“No, I’m allergic to milk. I can digest it just fine.”

“What do you mean?”

“Milk. I’m allergic to it.”

“What happens when you drink it?”

“My throat starts to swell up and get itchy. It’s hard to breathe for a while.”

“OOOOOH. You’re allergic to milk.”

“Yeah.”

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

An acquaintance of mine will literally die from anaphylactic shock if he ingests anything with even traces if milk...think severe peanut allergy, but for milk. It's not the lactose, it's some protein in it or something, and fucking everything contains traces of milk.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago

God damn, pour one out for your friend, that's an incredibly rough allergy. Hopefully they have some reliably milk-free food sources.

EDIT: specifically pour out the glass of milk for your friend they might accidently drink it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hey! Me too.

Cows milk only. I can enjoy goat and sheep.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor 11 points 2 months ago

You leave those Goats and Sheep alone!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I can enjoy goat and sheep.

Like... blended up?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Also that, yes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

No, biblically.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Ketchup or mustard?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Me too! Last time I had a reaction the hives lasted for 8 hours.